Those are for small cylinders that are definitely not penises.

Best $30 spent at the movies.

“Each one represents a rabies I have killed.”

What the absolute fuck is with people turning good looking shit into the blandest, most sanitized thing imaginable? Wtf y’all need your entire home to be a clean room for?

They’d have to hire 1000 moneys instead of just 1 human to get anything good.

Sounds like some kind of flower.

42 is objectively the best number since it is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

Only moose I ever saw in California palled around with a squirrel and constantly had beef with a Russian couple when visiting Universal Studios.

Co-exist by releasing games on both platforms, instead of cancelling ports and turtling up behind your walled garden.

The news isn’t so much that Trump is a pedophile, but that even FOX News is saying that Trump is a pedophile now.

If I had billionaire money, I’d be a full on rapist. Make a Wish, Children’s hospitals, battered women support groups, etc. Hold up… How’s the word meaning “gives to charity” spelled? 🤔

Not a book but I’ve just about collected all the pieces of historical evidence you can obtain in Caves of Qud and have just been reading all that recently (it’s pretty dense). The lore and writing of this game is awesome as hell and I certainly would get books of it if they ever wrote any.

It was already hilarious they got an Englishman to play as a Frenchman.

I think the saddest boss is Maliketh. Dude literally did nothing wrong, and was actively trying to correct a mistake that threatens everything in TLB caused by the curse Rani caused when killing Godwyn’s soul but not his body. He is a good boy. And the game really downplays the threat deathroot is which makes his tale even sadder since we get literally no closure to that part of the lore. Even stranger is that deathroot (not the obtainable item but the visual effects/props) is in the Shadow Realm. How did it get there?

Anyway, out of all the bosses in all the games, Maliketh is the only one I feel could have been more RPGish by letting us talk to him and persuade him to abandon his loyalty to Marika or at least convince him that you need Destined Death to fulfill her plans. Instead we just have the option of kung fu fighting to the death. :(

I want a gyroscopic flight sim setup; the kind that when I do a barrel roll in the sim, I actually get spun around.

Lmao the scream she makes standing up out of the water. 🤣

They won’t accommodate me, why should I accommodate them? Their stupid fucking unwritten rules make life more complicated than it needs to be. Your haircut is stupid, Clark. Sorry I’m honest; maybe you should suck it up or not ask for my opinion next time.

This is so backwards… Furries aren’t MAGAts.

Get Mamdani to ask him to do it.

Pete’s lost his ability to sling webs a few times and had to take the bus or a cab in a few forms of media I have seen, like the OG live action show and the animated series.