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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Programmer Humor · 3 years ago

Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Programmer Humor · 3 years ago
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    I reported my bike stolen in college and I got a call the next day that they had found it parked in front of a nearby church.

    It was stolen on a Sunday. I guess someone didn’t want to be late to service.

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      What you’re entering the third act of your love story and you have to get to the church in time to break up the wedding and declare your love, what’s a little bike theft? The universe will take care of it.

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      Probably added the theft to the sins they were confessing that day as well.

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      God made them do it!

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