Yet another name change for the Department of War is in the works

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They’re too incompetent to even surrender. It’s like watching half of a three legged race give up mid race.

THE RACE WAS RIGGED, right from the start, those DUMOCRATS rigged it, after all, who the hell has three legs? ONLY A FREAK would have that amount of legs, I’d be ashamed of being one. In fact we should ban them, once I talked to a three legged person, strong, big, tears down his legs telling me MR PRESIDENT, why won’t you ban these disgraceful races and I said, MY POOR FREAK, ILL DO ANYTBJNG TO HELP YOU, AFTER ALL IF WE WON IRAN WE CAN END THIS DISGRACE, the DUMBOCRATS wanted to shame this men, ooor man, only the RADICAL LEFT could hate him



After Vietnam, Afghanistan and now Iran, you guys can’t mock the French ever again.

I mean, you’re beyond correct, but also, we have a lot of people with moderately lead posioned brains, who are narcissists that will punish you indirectly in a hundred ways, if you don’t act like they’re funny.



Department of Israel’s little bitch

Well, no need to be specific. I’d just suggest Department of Bitch.



Department of War Crimes?

Department of Fails our Audits without Fail?

Department of Disease Proliferation?

Department of Terrorism Generation?

Department of Actionable Kinetic Subsidies to Powerfully Lethal Biblical Fan Fiction?

Lol at the idea they’re actually going to audit anything.



Changes name to “Department of war”

Fights 1 war

Surrenders

Yeah this seems like the next logical step


Department of War Losers/Department of Losing War

Department of defeat.



Better to rename it Department of Wah-Wah and reuse more of the letters


It’s the department of war. No one said it was the department of winning wars.


No better imperialist than an incompetent one, TBF. I’d hate to see a more competently murderous USA!

God. Can you imagine how much trouble we’d be in if they weren’t being governed by the stupidest people they could muster?



Israel’s Department Store of War Supplies?

The AIM-9X Romper Room baby-seeking missile (can explode in Star of David or menorah pattern)

BGU-12 “Camp Camp” refugee tent buster bomb (selectable dreidel or challah bread pattern)

YAL-2 Big Beautiful Beam anti food-aid-worker energy weapon (plays Havah Nagelah at every use).

(Only available in blue and white.)


department of pathetic little losers whose dads never told them they were proud of them

Probably because their dads were ashamed of them

or entirely absent




Do these people want the war to continue? What are they thinking??? If anything, rename it Department of War Crimes, but don’t try to gode these fucks back into war. Only Israelis want this war.


Department of Depends®

POTUS has much more than shit stains. He has a full load. It comes in really handy when negotiating. Offer something stupid, in the oval office, then drop your chemical warfare and watch them beg to be let out to escape the smell.

Best negotiator ever.



Department Of Whiskey or is that the FBI, I’m so confused.


Department of Republican fee-fees.


If they make it the “department of war reparations” itll be cheaper to edit the sign. At this point I know they will continue to do stupid stuff but maybe they could stop wasting our tax dollars.


It’s a status update! Like on Facebook. What is it doing this month? OK, was war, now capitulating, later lying.


Department of war losses


We need Hegseth on this cover…


Department of Downfall.


Mountain Dew Department of War


Department of ‘Winning’.


This image feels like AI Slop. I dont care if its making fun of the right, AI slop is still bad and shouldn’t be posted. I’m not quite sure though.

I think it’s just a good ol Photoshop lol

Yeah I thought so to but these patterns look weird to me

Nothing a simple image search can’t answer. Looks the same to me.

Thank you for your brave expeditions into the internet to fact-check my AI claim that I didnt bother to do myself 🙏

Yeah, hey man, no problem. I appreciate your appreciation so much.







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so first the DOW was over 50,000, and now, we’re on DOS.


The US government would never be so honest. Maybe “Department of Strategic Withdrawal”.


Call it the Department of Failure.



Department of Defeat has a nice alliteration


Surrendering is a part of war. It wasn’t called department of victory before, was it?


I’m going for just:

Derpartment


Pay to play?

What about pay to surrender?


Maybe they are gonna add Kennedy’s name to it. And then add Trump’s name to it later. And then cover the department with a tarp.


Department of Fucking Up


That’s brave, walking around with exposed Trogdor tattoos around those guys. They seem like the type to pick on nerds.

I said consummate Vs, consummate!



“Department of Weird Old Prentendi-Christo Wanna-be-fascists: Too dumb to succeed, too rich to leave”

(or DowopCwbfTdtstrl)


Damn, I honestly wanted a “Join, or Die” tattoo, but this kinda killed it for me.


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