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“Apple button”!? Who do you think made this??

Vapor.

The last federally-passed privacy law concerned video store workers not sharing what VHS tapes you rent. Because it was the 80’s…

Batman’s pretty loose with the interpretation of his one rule. Like when he crashes the monorail Ra’s al Ghul is on and doesn’t save him… But it’s okay because he technically didn’t directly kill him!

My state banned disposable furtive pygmies, so I’m always forgetting my reusable ones in my vehicle…

Chris Farley on Saturday Night Live also had one!

I’m simple, but I’m also easy.

That’s another meeting with HR.

People might be downvoting you because it’s not clear whether you mean my comment or the post. Of course you’re allowed your opinion, but I’m curious: what do you find suspicious?

EDIT: I didn’t notice this was the OP I was replying to. So that simplifies it: Why is that dumb, and what about my comment with sources is suspicious? Is it more suspicious than a post encouraging people not to vote…?

Fucking Reagan…

How is it dumb? Because you don’t like supporting an imperfect candidate? I understand that, but “never red until dead” is what got us Trump. Like, literally. I’ve posted this before, but this would have been the result if “Did Not Vote” was a political candidate in 2024:

And 2020:

And 2016:

That’s enough to swing the election to either party, all 3 times. Hell, it could have handed both the 2016 and 2024 elections to an unaffiliated, 3rd-party candidate who had zero corporate sponsors and would 100% work for the benefit of working people in every state in the country, without having to listen to a single lobbyist! And Trump would have never been president.

But we have to be realistic. With the Electoral College and our “first past the post” system, a 3rd-party candidate has no chance of winning a presidential election. Not yet. Now, that alone will piss people off and they’ll downvote this very comment, but it’s the truth. Other countries have more than 2 parties, so they can organize strategic coalitions. If that “Did Not Vote” actually was a political party, both sides would have to pay attention to them, because again, every single election they could defeat either party. Power to The People.

So why do I mention this in the context of “vote blue, no matter who”? Because of Trump. Because the Republican party doesn’t pivot to working for The People when they can’t win elections. They pivot to fascism, voter suppression, unlimited dark money in elections, discrimination, Supreme Court overreach, foreign interference, fake electors, and literal fraud. But all of this corruption, unaffordability, and incompetence could have been avoided, simply by supporting the candidate who was not my favorite and probably not yours either. It’s much more important to defeat Republicans than it is to have a purity test most politicians will fail. At least until we have election reform. Because the very instant we have more than 2 parties, I’ll shut up about this. But until then, we can’t let perfect be the enemy of good…

https://www.environmentalvoter.org/updates/2024-was-landslidefor-did-not-vote

Does the meme creator think an animated fictional show is “automotive history”?

Stay away from our women!
You’ve got claw fever, boy! Claw fever! Woop Woop Woop!

Because he doesn’t understand humor or joy…

I would also trade this guy’s nut to be 25 again!

A reasonable assumption to make, but you would be wrong.

According to Howard Carter, president of the board of trustees at the Water Environment Federation (WEF), a nonprofit established in 1928 that works to protect public health and the environment, this isn’t just a nightmare scenario—it’s a reality for these workers. Carter tells CR that workers can be on call any given night, and it’s not unusual to get calls at 2 a.m. because of pumps blocked by wipes. “We try to keep up with these things by engineering different products to help, but it’s just a very, very expensive endeavor,” Carter says. These costs, part of the NACWA’s estimate of $441 million a year in operating costs to deal with wipes in sewage systems, range from investing in new technologies to track the level of water in pipes and manholes due to blockages from wipes, to investing in new pumps that will actually cut up the wipes. “These are all extra capital costs associated with increased staff time to monitor and remediate,” Carter says.

Hell, here’s a link to a FAQ from a company that would benefit from more people using “flushable” wipes:

https://www.rotorooter.com/blog/toilet/wet-wipes-not-passing-plumbers-flushability-test

I can’t wait to see what they have for Sweeps!

It even has the Ditto eyes when it transforms into human! This is 100% canon-compatible.