SpaceNoodle, spacenoodle@lemmy.world

I made her a loaf of sourdough bread and now I know her real name and home address. Did I mess up?

But the escort actually likes me, right?

Not for me on Voyager

Of course he is, his home is sweet.

Ah, that tracks. A large fraction of my genealogy is from that area.

Where the hell are you from where 196 cm isn’t tall? We’re the same height and I loom over nearly everyone I meet like a fucking giant.

I physically don’t fit in a 30” seat pitch, that sounds like hell

The only thing worse is writing it down, and then the next day realizing that it’s utter shit.

It’s probably also super inefficient and uses Freon

Wait, how does a cashless ATM work?

If they dissolved while wet, they would turn into mush in the packaging. If you really want your wipes to be wet, moisten your TP before wiping.

Thanks, suddenly it’s showing up in Thunder now.

Gameplay link is broken for me :/

No wipes are actually flushable.

https://www.consumerreports.org/home-garden/are-flushable-wipes-really-flushable-a1736074350/

Cool, something new I’ll have to make sure I never look up

🙄

I’m not sure I’ve heard her argue about anything

Black men are magic, got it.

But what about the spam emails your wife accidentally signed you up for ????

Sorry, I forgot that we all need a team of armed guards in order to exist.