doug, doug@lemmy.today
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average man by day, average man by night. / you get more points being on lemmy than you do on reddit / movie enthusiast / formerly /u/doug on reddit
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As long as you didn’t bring that provoking pooch with you.
What is the first movie in that list? It looks like Noah Wylie but I can’t make it out.
I hope these three journalists have appropriate security for following these threads.
Pull out, don’t pull out, we’re fucked either way.
there is nothing in the desert, and no woman needs nothing.
Upping the slave labor numbers.
nah it’s just me sucking the life force out of people who groan at dumb jokes
right in the exhaust pipe 😩
fuck cars
As the saying goes, “the wheels of justice turn slow— when moving forward. they go much faster in reverse.”
Sadly the older I get the less interested I am in reflex-heavy action titles.
I know Control had some welcome accessibility options including 100% aim assistance and 1 shot kills (that didn’t affect achievements!), but uhhh, at that point I’m just like what am I doing here?
I want a multiplayer game with roles for slow farts or non-sweaty people. Phasmophobia’s onto something with having someone sit in a van. Division almost had it with that tablet role they pulled before the game was released, where someone could just be on a tablet and buff/debuff people.
I’d love to see a 5 player spaceship game like No Man’s Sky where a ship can have someone just watching engines or shields and doing their station with no stress about much else.
…this comment digressed, but uhhh, all’s that to say this game looks good for people into it, but sadly not for me.
I remember hearing a dunk on vegans a while back that went “how do you know someone’s vegan? they’ll tell you.”
but in my experience it’s more like “how do you know someone hates vegans? they’ll tell you.”
I’m willing to forgive them, but take my forgiveness with the grain of salt that is my clown fetish.
FUKKIN GOTTEMMMMMMM DAB. ON. IT.
LET’S SLOP IT UP! 💦💻
Given my lack of self control with sugar and sodium, I’d probably OD on propofol if I had unchecked access to it. I can sleep for eight hours without any noisy neighbor or birds waking me up? What’s the catch?? Except the OD part of course.
Yeah I should’ve hyphenated cream-filled to maybe break up that consistent gap.
I would literally doodle these on a notepad, take a photo with my phone, jack up the contrast, then put the text in using my handwriting as a font; all in ~10 minutes with barely any QA. I’ve been meaning to remake/re-draw them, but I know myself and the more work I put into it the less I’d enjoy it.
“no sloppy Windows, guys— I mean it.”
“LET’S SLOP IT UP!”
unbelievable
…that the cops would show up that fast
😮
(she asked me to marry her otherwise yeah I’d never know for sure for sure, y’know y’know?)
PieFed.ca



As long as you didn’t bring that provoking pooch with you.
What is the first movie in that list? It looks like Noah Wylie but I can’t make it out.
Winter grain mites are creating havoc in Washington fields (opb.org)
Falling out of Fashion [OC]
Oregon lawmakers pass new notification rules for schools when ICE comes on campus (opb.org)
I hope these three journalists have appropriate security for following these threads.
Pull out, don’t pull out, we’re fucked either way.
there is nothing in the desert, and no woman needs nothing.
Upping the slave labor numbers.
nah it’s just me sucking the life force out of people who groan at dumb jokes
Sustenance [OC]
Portland Jazz Festival starts today 🎷 (mastodon.social)
right in the exhaust pipe 😩
fuck cars
As the saying goes, “the wheels of justice turn slow— when moving forward. they go much faster in reverse.”
Sadly the older I get the less interested I am in reflex-heavy action titles.
I know Control had some welcome accessibility options including 100% aim assistance and 1 shot kills (that didn’t affect achievements!), but uhhh, at that point I’m just like what am I doing here?
I want a multiplayer game with roles for slow farts or non-sweaty people. Phasmophobia’s onto something with having someone sit in a van. Division almost had it with that tablet role they pulled before the game was released, where someone could just be on a tablet and buff/debuff people.
I’d love to see a 5 player spaceship game like No Man’s Sky where a ship can have someone just watching engines or shields and doing their station with no stress about much else.
…this comment digressed, but uhhh, all’s that to say this game looks good for people into it, but sadly not for me.
Body camera footage shows federal response to Portland ICE protests (opb.org)
I remember hearing a dunk on vegans a while back that went “how do you know someone’s vegan? they’ll tell you.”
but in my experience it’s more like “how do you know someone hates vegans? they’ll tell you.”
I’m willing to forgive them, but take my forgiveness with the grain of salt that is my clown fetish.
FUKKIN GOTTEMMMMMMM DAB. ON. IT.