Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago

When you try to spread cold butter on toast

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When you try to spread cold butter on toast

Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago

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But…what if I like my toast a little soft :c
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  I like my toast how I like my penii… raw, dry, white and flaccid.
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    You ain’t right.
    
    Hahahaha, made me snort.
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      Yeah. There’s like a list. I’m basically a cautionary tale: greatest hits.

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