Link to said website, anyone?

“I sacrificed my manliness to get a minivan to drive my kids around in. Whatchu talkin’ 'bout?”

“Well it’s shertainly mightier than your mum, Alex.”

Vance is already the VP.

I do these things because I am broke; not because I am single.

No such thing as a literal universal key

Ever hear of skeleton keys?

These are some of the cheapest locks you can get and all just use a single tooth to turn the latch.

Get the population downd to around 35,000 and we can all go to the superbowl. 24 of us even get to play!

You go to your favorite search engine and enter “universal barrel key.”

They still gotta find the ONE employee who has the friggin keys.

They literally look like this:

Has there even been an Xbox exclusive that wasn’t also on PC since the middle of the 360 era?

They could do it like Minority Report where it scans you as you grab the item and automatically withdraw the money from your bank account. Tho it’s not gonna be reliable, so they’re just gonna be stealing your money simply walking by the shelf sometimes.

Mine has had these, but only on locked cabinets, for years.

I don’t know if they review 'em tho. Got sick and fucking tired of needing an employee to open the cabinent with the dog treats (most of the time, nobody even comes no matter how long I wait or how many time I press the button for service) so I got my own universal barrel key that opens their cabinets and just take what I need. Sometimes, I even pay for it.

Unflammable isn’t even a word, but uninflammable is. English pisses me off. 😡

Someone posted an article yesterday that suggests Microsoft is contemplating pulling out of Steam. Which seems odd, considering Steam is supposed to be on the next Xbox.

They’re just French 🤢

Most of the time if I am around any cows, like working near a pasture or something, I’ll come up to the fence and a few will come over to investigate, but still stand like 10 feet away from the fence so I can’t pet them :(