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The bin is raccoon shaped
Friends: “You’re a great person. You just need a little patience to find your forever person. Don’t rush things.”
Me: logs back into the dating apps
I’ve heard the apps are horrible nowadays. I’m sorry for anyone who has to navigate dating rn, sincerely hope it gets better.
They are, and it won’t get better.
#1 reason for a world wide communist revolution?
The raccoons are with you. So am I. When are we starting?
Hmmm… Let me check my calendar.
Tomorrow?
Well, I do now. And it’s hilarious.
I wonder if I’d be quick enough to dislodge both legs at the same time and make it fall in.
Not only it’s where it belongs, it’s what it deserves
