Dad Jokes

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loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 3 years ago

Post text, images, or direct links only

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Post text, images, or direct links only

loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 3 years ago

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loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 11 months ago

Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community

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Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community

loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 11 months ago

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64bithero@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 hour ago

Adopt don’t shop

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Adopt don’t shop

64bithero@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 hour ago

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago

The dark ages

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The dark ages

The Picard Maneuver@piefed.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago

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FenrirIII@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Bandwidth

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Bandwidth

FenrirIII@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

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Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours ago

Why is it tough for women postal workers?

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Why is it tough for women postal workers?

Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours ago

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Sheryl Crow and Russel Crowe walk into a bar

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Sheryl Crow and Russel Crowe walk into a bar

The Picard Maneuver@piefed.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

64bithero@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Missing the simpler times

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Missing the simpler times

64bithero@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.netEnglish · 1 day ago

Many French gardeners fill their plot with decorative cabbages instead of edible vegetables.

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Many French gardeners fill their plot with decorative cabbages instead of edible vegetables.

ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.netEnglish · 1 day ago

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Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Did you hear about the guy who thought he was a fish? After examination, doctors determined....

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Did you hear about the guy who thought he was a fish? After examination, doctors determined....

Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

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Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

What do you call a line of men waiting to get their hair cut?

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get their hair cut?

Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

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Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

Did you know I went to school to be a magician but failed out?

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Did you know I went to school to be a magician but failed out?

Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

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Susaga@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days ago

The Spanish magician called to the crowd "Uno! Dos!"

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The Spanish magician called to the crowd "Uno! Dos!"

Susaga@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days ago

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FenrirIII@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

Truth

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Truth

FenrirIII@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

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64bithero@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

Old McDonald had a server farm

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Old McDonald had a server farm

64bithero@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

Bacon and eggs walk into a restaurant, the hostess says...

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Bacon and eggs walk into a restaurant, the hostess says...

Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

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Iamaquantummechanic@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

I'm suspecting my French neighbor is communist...

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I'm suspecting my French neighbor is communist...

Iamaquantummechanic@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

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polotype@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 days ago

They finally got sean to the tribunal.

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They finally got sean to the tribunal.

polotype@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 days ago

Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

Did you know NASA sent a rocket into space to say sorry to the aliens...

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Did you know NASA sent a rocket into space to say sorry to the aliens...

Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

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root@lemmy.wtfEnglish · 8 days ago

what does a fish tell you after you eat it?

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what does a fish tell you after you eat it?

root@lemmy.wtfEnglish · 8 days ago

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