Wife: Suki Waterhouse.
Nearby Village Visit: Slept with Melissa Rauch.
Woman in Need of Help: Had sex with Sara Jean Underwood.
Night in the Town: Slept with Charlize Theron.
Village Rest Stop: Slept with Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Prostitute: Emily Ratajkowski. Anal and Creampie.
Dance Partner: Rosie Huntington Whiteley.
Night Rest Stop: Slept with Eliza Taylor. Blowjob, Missionary and Cowgirl.
Mountain Settlement: Slept with Deborah Ann Woll. Had fast, rough sex.
Mountain Tribe: Slept with Eva Green.

THE GOOD ENDING: Won against Karlie Kloss in the swordfight.
Babysitter: Rosamund Pike.
Pool Lifeguard: Bar Refaeli.
Gardener: Keira Knightley.
Sofia Vergara’s New Job: Entertainer.