Taco taco man

He’s got to be

A Taco man

Bless the maker and his water

Bless the coming and going of him

May his passing cleanse the world

But we had a record cold wave this winter

/s

But the Tangerine Tyrant promised us Xi promised no weapons to Iran and pinky sweared.

Thanks Obama?

Trump: if we stopped counting, we’ll have fewer deaths.

We all need a second home

But that cheetoh dust tastes soooooo good.

Yeah, but can it run Crysis?

Trump says [insert some crazy shit here]

What doesn’t Meta infect?

Meta is just flat out disturbing

Meta contaminates life in general with many of it’s services

Thanks Obama (judge)

It was after Trump met with Kazakhstan’ top rep: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP5ElraFHHE

The Strait of Warm Ooze (stolen from the article comments)

It barely rained at that time in DC. and the random showers were over in minutes.

Correction: "has been pushedteleported out of the agency, four sources tell CNN