But it’s totally not climate change! It’s because of WOKE. – Americans, probably

Just remember. Those gas prices that are breaking you, are helping the Job Creators, and they’re better than we are anyway. Praise Trump.

The Epstein files are dead. The war and gas prices did what Dear Leader wanted.

Hail Trump. Hail the Fourth Reich. /big s

Everyone around him is trying to choke back a gag. The smell must be bigly.

Not an elk! Anne Elk! Miss Anne Elk!

Something something bootstraps.

He must have pictures of some big producers. Photographs eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean?

At least you didn’t have to put up with that arrogant laughing lady. Praise Jesus.

It’s always the ones you’d expect.

“Democrats in DISARRAY! RED WAVE!”

Don’t forget the absinthe rinse

This is a show trial, and he is going to be the first high profile political prisoner.

Wrong. AI won’t shorten the workweek because greedy fascist employers will expect even more work.

All those repeating lines when he could have called a separate function?

I would never have passed a first year student who wrote that code. C-

The biglyest winning! So much YUGE win! In fact, many men, big burly men, have said “Sir, Sir! Please Sir, take more money from us to make business richer, so we can be in debt for your fantastic plans!” They said it while literally crying, believe me.

The Media:

[crickets]

Assemble files on Black citizens. It will be that much easier to restrict their employment and eventually, return to segregation.

And he’s still invincible, due to cowards in Washington and the media.

Sorry, that won’t happen. He’s in power for life.