When I rob you, I hold the phone up to your face to unlock it, then I cut off your finger to use it on your banking and crypto apps to transfer all your money.

/s

Super Bowl?

:wq!

My favourite hobby

Looney checking in.

Can confirm

I’m still pissed that referendum didn’t pass. I can’t believe some of the ‘arguments against’ that I heard.

It was right fucking there!

It’s a start.

You can always take the next step later.

Pleeeeeeeease, European companies sell your products that comply with this in Australia!

His lawyers will keep digging up various vague laws etc so he can keep tariffs and wars going and the courts can’t keep up.

I’d lean in to this so hard!

“Oh, Lord, I feeeeeel the Holy Spirit!
Cast out this evil demon within me!”

*punch happy clappers*
*smash guitar*

“It’s a miracle! Satan has been cast out’ I am free! Thank you Lord!
Finally I am at peace!”

*sit back down in my seat, close eyes and be asleep*

I’m waiting on the government programs and handouts to waterfront property owners when sea levels rise…

I heard something on a podcast a couple of days ago that said that people were under the most stress between the ages of 18 and 30.

The combination of getting a career going, finding out who you are, dating and finding partners, maybe kids etc,

It kinda surprised me, but I can see how it makes sense.

If you have to follow some set of rules to be a man, you ain’t no man.

Especially if the rules are being given by someone who proclaims to be an ‘alpha’.

So Voyager blocks Nazis?

I’ll have to check it out.

I thought themoon base was an ornate bong lol

If only Elon had a smidgeon of the empathy that you have, he would be a much better person.

“Bike lanes and segregated bike paths infringe on my rights to run them over in my jacked up diesel spewing monster truck!”

Does it change the pronunciation?

I always heard it as na-roo.

After going to a fashion show they should go to an art show.

Art is great.

• National Gallery portrait
• Jabba the Rindheart
• Gina the Hutt

Super funds cannot and will not do this without their members asking for it. Some already offer investment options for it, but member’s have to transfer their funds into it.

Eg ART’s Australian Shares Index investment option’s objective is “Closely match the returns of the performance benchmark (S&P/ASX 300 Total Return Index) and maintain a lower weighted carbon intensity.” They also have a Socially Conscious Balanced fund. Maybe these earn more than other funds, maybe they earn less.

If you don’t like whatever a fund is doing, rollover to a fund who does what you want.

This is not financial advice, I don’t know shit about fuck. See a financial adviser