I hope you folks can find one.

Crazy: The government planned COVID! Me: This government couldn’t plan a fucking beer run.

Would you prefer to hold it for me?

School shooters respond by using attack drones.

Speaking just for myself, if someone wants to beat it to my freaky naked ass, I’d be flattered.

I suspect that they might own a red hat…

Why don’t you start with arresting war criminals and pedophiles in your own nation first?

Dude, the entire fucking civilized free world got annoyed by “obnoxious adolescent” Trump.

Well if he can’t kill innocent children anymore, he’ll just have to go back to raping them.

Both JFK and George Washington would have absolutely stone cold murdered Trump.

How would anyone from Fox “News” know this? They haven’t been to a library since they burned the one in Alexandria down.

The American people have apparently decided that he can do both.

I remember playing mini golf with a hockey stick. It was awesome.

As a bi brown guy, I can 100% confirm that the world is much worse with me in it.

Neither are child rapists, apparently.

BURY HIM DEEP.

Ah, the Chernobyl generation.

Engage!

Anyone looking for a down on his luck mercenary with a tragic past and an oddly suspicious aversion to the imperial family?