This is why critical fails are usually so much better than critical successes. Lean into that shit hard!
“P…please stop caressing me. I’m trying to kill you!”
“Oh, you don’t like that? You don’t like mommy’s strong hands rubbing your orc back? You don’t want this little barbarian dwarf melting all the stress of battle away from you? Go ahead and tell me you don’t really want it, bitch!”
And that’s how we got an orc pet to follow the party around!
They have violated their maximum cuteness limit for the year, please ask them to refrain from any excessive cuteness or face the consequences!
(The consequences are aggressive face scritches)
Oh yes, please tell me more about this oral tradition of the ancient Greeks! ;)
Chapter 2: Jane Finds Dick
Chapter 3: Dick and Jane See Spots
I’m so jealous of the organization, looks great! Mine are just in a box/tray I pull out and fumble through. I dream of having the motivation to organize it like this!
How do you deal with expiration? I know spices don’t really “go bad,” but the ones I use less often definitely lose some flavor after a while (faster if they’re ground, which is most of mine). Do you refresh them even if you have some left in the jar?
Also, I’ve never used freeze dried chives! Do you rehydrate them, or just use as a topping?
So excited to visit Wales!
But, but, we banned them! There’s no possible way that kids could find their way out of the AOL Kids Zone!
This was my first thought, too!
I scrape all of the kernels off, then have a friend fling them into my mouth with a slingshot while screaming “Ayayayaya, Zordon!”
This doesn’t make sense. He can’t vote by proxy, so there’s no point in delaying. If anything, Republicans should want to hold the special as soon as possible, because the Kentucky governor gets to appoint a temporary replacement, and he’s a Democrat.
(I know this is just a meme, but I just don’t like poorly supported conspiracy theories.)
If I ever want anyone to know I’m old, I either tell them about the snowstorm of '32 or that I use Pandora. Still got all my stations from college!
There was a Haruhi Suzumiya game? That’s gotta be completely chaotic
I want to see a Bananaball game, but tickets are hard to get. It looks like so much fun!
You monster
Fascinating! As a native speaker, I got 89/100 (“you know 72,000 words”), but perfect on the core and intermediate levels. There were a few that I knew I’d heard before, but couldn’t quite place, and then there were some words that I just got lucky with my experiences, like having recently reread Gulliver’s Travels and being asked about “brobdingnagian,” which literally comes from that book.
I’m curious what other native speakers get, and how difficult even the lower levels are for those learning English.
Mr. and Mrs. McGill,
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No, you willingly got shocked weekly to win a tiny TV for your room! It was aspirational! Except the max payout for most games was like 50 tickets and the TV cost 80,000 tickets, so all you could buy at the end of the 2 hours with your 243 tickets was some bouncy balls and gum.