Weird shit you did as a kid go:
I got y’all beat. (No pun intended)
Too scared to look up porn. Thinking I’d be caught. Ended up knocking over peasants in one of the early assassins creed games and rubbing my pants furiously when their underwear would show.
What is it about the internet that made you feel like sharing this?
Now you go.
I used to wait until my mum would go shopping and then i would rub one out to the posters on the sex shop walls in GTA San Andreas
I used to get off on making sims pee themselves.
You win…or lose. Whichever’s worse.
What is wrong with you people? Like all of you?
How many times have you been peed on in real life?
That’s advanced.
Tragically few, to your point.
Never too late to chase your dreams
And how old were you when you discovered that?
Same but Duke Nukem 3D. Those were desperate times.
“Wanna dance?”
Gaming related?
I let Banjo die and his sister be transformed so I could goon to sexy Gruntilda.
I set the CPU to Idle in Dead or Alive practice mode so I could knock over the female fighters and see their breasts heaving on the ground.
I finished to a car rocking back and forth in GTA 3.
Non-gaming?
No way in hell. Those die with me.
When i was a wee little crusty teenager i was in detention and my phone got taken away but thankfully i had an old samsung which had like android 2 originally installed with some goofy ass rom that ported 7 onto it which was im pretty sure the newest at that point and i used it to wank. It had like a 2 inch screen but all i needed is something suggesting that there was something slightly suggestive on the screen. If i hadnt done this i would have probably burst with cum or something cause i was one crusty ass teenager.
i was in detention
Your detention was not at all like our detention. Was it not supervised? Or public? Or in a group? Were you shut in a cupboard? Was this really detention or
It was europe so basically the school suggested id be grounded to my parents. Theres no american style detention there.
Omg I would advise please just say you were grounded (because of trouble at school) then!
Using the word “detention”, as commonly understood, turns it from a normal story we can all relate to… into a fucking wild pretty gross claim by a super cringe boundless pervert, which I don’t think was your intent!?
Wat, is it? I mean i guess american detention would mean i yanked it in school which is kinda insane so yeah. Tho i know someone who did it in class, hes fucking unhinged and should be quarantined 💀
Freud voice now tell us about, the peasant . . . A.K.A. your mother…?
Dr Ruth voice The Penis… …
I once cranked my hog to the assassin in Diablo II.
I’m dead fucking serious.
Mate we gotta do what we gotta do to release the poison
Poison is more of an Andariel thing…
Blood Raven and Andariel were voiced by Nancy Drew!
*venom
In a moment of desperation, I once used Cammy from Street Fighter as a go-to. All she had to do was stand there… So yes, I believe you. :/
Street characters have always been thirst traps. I got the whole of the imternet and still chose that rout sometimes…
LOL. You just unlocked a memory. I discovered that while playing on sega genesis, I could remove the game cartridge by just yanking it up and that would cause the screen to freeze. If you did it right the picture would still be good, like a screenshot.
Anyway I used that playing as Cammy because her winning pose. Well you know, she turns to the side after a second.
Hey man, when mom threw away the Sears catalogue, you had to do what you had to do.
Did you attempt to put more armor in your pack then you could hold?
I think one of the responses was “Now, where would I put this?”
I recently reopened Witcher 3, and was kind of surprised by how the graphics aren’t as lifelike as my memory. I remember being a lot more impressed by the bodies when it was new.
I felt the same way about this and GTA 5 when i tried replaying it earlier this year just to see what I remembered. Last time I played it was on its original release date on the ps3. Don’t get me wrong, they both look great, but yeah the character models are definitely dated and on the simpler side compared to today.
…Does hurling slurs and insults at Elon’s twitter account, right after he accidentally bought it, and then being banned from Twitter … mostly likely directly by Elon, because he’d fired or locked out all the moderators at that point… does that count as a ‘gamer moment’?
Its the actual only thing I’ve ever used Twitter for.
… Twitter is a really shitty MMO, right?
Honest answer?
First time I wrote my own mod.
I have my greatest gaming moment on video!
I managed to land Valentina on the Mun in Kerbal Space Program only due to the game’s insane physics simulation and a well timed explosion right in front of her slowing her down JUST ENOUGH to not die upon hitting the ground.
It’s the entire mission from launch to landing, so I’d skip to around the 23/24 minute mark for the good part.
I still haven’t gotten her off the Mun and back to Kerbal… 🥺
That was in fact an incredible landing! The glitchy ragdoll made it even better
I had the sims 2 on my ps2 and I used the costume box to get two of the girls naked and had them make out and rapturbated to it.
Classic move 😂
Just what Rockstar wanted, to “provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment”.
And just a liiiitle bit of shame
Amateur. I learned how to unlock the GTA SA hot coffee mode, which they somehow never fully removed.
I disticntly recall how I found out about the “hot coffee” mode - dear old dad was having a moral panic about me owning the game, because he had heard of this Hot Coffee mod that would make the characters naked or some such thing.
I gently had to explain to dad: “You do know I’m 24, right? I have conplete unfettered access to the internet connection in my house that I pay for myself, and have you noticed there is a nice young woman who comes over all the time? The one standing over there trying not to laugh? She takes her clothes off too.”
I never bothered to figure out how to unlock it. I have the steam version now, can it be patched too?
I bet it could be patched by I hadn’t checked in forever. It’s actually more than nudity, though- it’s like a sex minigame attached to the dating mechanics. You can see why it was dummies out, lol
Oof where to begin. Night elf guard lady NPCs. The anaphomorphic bunny lady with the crotch curtain in final fantasy, dont remember which one. Vampire the masquerade: bloodlines, Velvet the toreador at Vesuvius. Jeanette the Makavian. If you waited long enough in dialogue they would start looking around and then spring back, causing a boob shake.
100%ing Silksong, probably
I just started that one, after finishing the first one and immediately jumping into my second play through. I’m not very far in so far but wow, it’s already looking like an amazing sequel for a first game I’d already describe as flawless. Like I got so used to the first one that the early game seemed almost trivial in that second play through but silksong’s enemies don’t follow the same patterns and are able to hit me pretty regularly. And both games are filled with this strange bleak charm.
theyre some of the most somber games to exist and they’re so soothing.
like their hardest levels are downright peaceful despite how brutal they are because they makes the repetition of dying over and over so relaxing.
the first game made me emotional when i was still in school and silksong made me emotional last yesr and shfjrkdhrjtkekje 🥺
I’m gushing a bit about the games and that part of me thought they might be the best games I’ve ever played and the other part of me that would normally say hold up a second is having trouble coming up with any strong contenders. Subnautica maybe. Metroid Prime, if the controls were better. Hades would make the top list but wouldn’t top them. Ori rivals it for beauty and atmosphere but not controls and combat; it’s not even close there (though it’s possible I just need to get farther in to really appreciate Ori).
GOURANGA!
Hitting the top of the flagpole in Mario.
Killing Jon Irenicus for me but to each their own.
For me it was basically gaming itself in the 2000-2010. There was a really strong sense of communities and private servers all doing their thing, which for you felt like home. Especially counter-strike 1.6. Nowadays it’s just centralized boring mess where people care about ranking and seemingly half play for gambling. The online gaming is dead to me, I’ve been only playing SP/Offline games for like 10 years now.
