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expatriado@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

I guess I'll shit on the floor.

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I guess I'll shit on the floor.

expatriado@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world
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    I used to work at Subway in my teens. Went to clean the bathrooms and saw someone followed these directions. I left it for the next shift. I was a classy teenager.

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      I mean for $7 an hour, yeah, I don’t get paid nearly enough to give (take, technically) a shit

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        Exactly! Lol

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      I worked at a Blimpie in my teens and still remember the time a dude came in, ordered a foot long meatball, then ate it on the throne presumably while shitting. Left a floater and there was marinara all over the floor in front. Also spent about half an hour doing it.

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        Oh damn, what is wrong with that person? Ew

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    Piss in the sink.

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      Sink in the piss.

      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        In the piss sink.

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          deleted by creator

    • MajinBlayze@lemmy.world
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      Let that sink in

  • emerald@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Really putting the “malicious” in malicious compliance

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    You misread the sign: They just want you to leave your business in the bowl.

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      Instructions unclear, shat in the sink bowl

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    This is a because they had eggs moment

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    You can get around this by simply not flushing

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    Schwifty…

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    So I guess you’re the Mr. Bulldops I’ve heard so much about.

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    It is so funny that the prudishness of Americans is what leads to signs like this. It cannot say only flush feces, urine and tp or even use common names like poop or pee because ‘people’ would be offended. Nor can they say do not flush tampons or other menstruation products, because we cannot talk about such things in public. So we end up with signs that are ripe for literal, and childish, interpretations.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      “I’ve been waiting in the bathroom for over 45 minutes and an employee hasn’t shown up to wash my hands.”

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