They’re too incompetent to even surrender. It’s like watching half of a three legged race give up mid race.
THE RACE WAS RIGGED, right from the start, those DUMOCRATS rigged it, after all, who the hell has three legs? ONLY A FREAK would have that amount of legs, I’d be ashamed of being one. In fact we should ban them, once I talked to a three legged person, strong, big, tears down his legs telling me MR PRESIDENT, why won’t you ban these disgraceful races and I said, MY POOR FREAK, ILL DO ANYTBJNG TO HELP YOU, AFTER ALL IF WE WON IRAN WE CAN END THIS DISGRACE, the DUMBOCRATS wanted to shame this men, ooor man, only the RADICAL LEFT could hate him
Changes name to “Department of war”
Fights 1 war
Surrenders
Yeah this seems like the next logical step
After Vietnam, Afghanistan and now Iran, you guys can’t mock the French ever again.
I mean, you’re beyond correct, but also, we have a lot of people with moderately lead posioned brains, who are narcissists that will punish you indirectly in a hundred ways, if you don’t act like they’re funny.
Department of Israel’s little bitch
Well, no need to be specific. I’d just suggest Department of Bitch.
Department of War Crimes?
Department of Fails our Audits without Fail?
Department of Disease Proliferation?
Department of Terrorism Generation?
Department of Actionable Kinetic Subsidies to Powerfully Lethal Biblical Fan Fiction?
Lol at the idea they’re actually going to audit anything.
Department of War Losers/Department of Losing War
Department of defeat.
Better to rename it Department of Wah-Wah and reuse more of the letters
No better imperialist than an incompetent one, TBF. I’d hate to see a more competently murderous USA!
God. Can you imagine how much trouble we’d be in if they weren’t being governed by the stupidest people they could muster?
It’s the department of war. No one said it was the department of winning wars.
Israel’s Department Store of War Supplies?
The AIM-9X Romper Room baby-seeking missile (can explode in Star of David or menorah pattern)
BGU-12 “Camp Camp” refugee tent buster bomb (selectable dreidel or challah bread pattern)
YAL-2 Big Beautiful Beam anti food-aid-worker energy weapon (plays Havah Nagelah at every use).
(Only available in blue and white.)
department of pathetic little losers whose dads never told them they were proud of them
Probably because their dads were ashamed of them
or entirely absent
Department of Depends®
POTUS has much more than shit stains. He has a full load. It comes in really handy when negotiating. Offer something stupid, in the oval office, then drop your chemical warfare and watch them beg to be let out to escape the smell.
Best negotiator ever.
Do these people want the war to continue? What are they thinking??? If anything, rename it Department of War Crimes, but don’t try to gode these fucks back into war. Only Israelis want this war.
Department Of Whiskey or is that the FBI, I’m so confused.
Department of Republican fee-fees.
