purplexed

That’s sophisticated criminal fuck, my good sir, sophisticated!

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

“we’re reaching out to you about your cart’s extended warranty…”

I second this question. I get the same feeling with gluten. It’s not the emergency type of allergy, but it inflames my stomach and intestines like nothing else.

“you’ve got reaaall priddyy eyes, miss!”

It’s not unusual

!remindme 1.5 years

At least quadrupled, doubled, quadrupled. And tripled. At least doubled.

And from kids! The circle is complete

You take that back, that lesson was beautiful

Definitely skip the candy dildo thong

Shorts and a t shirt - t shirt has to be long enough to go past my shorts so I don’t get air on my back and crack. I despise pants.

First time was an accident, second one was for fun

It’s not sad or great, it’s ridiculous. There’s never been a third toot.

Hostel

I misread that, but I’m still curious

Nukes are for stopping hurricanes though

And the cylinder

I’m more of a Robotnik guy myself

Ooo*