As a child? That would’ve been in the mid-80s to early-90s, so of course I would buy Apple stock. By the time I graduated college, I’d be a millionaire just living off the dividends.

Miss ya, Carl ❤️

I remember. I was there, for all that was fucking worth.

Just imagine how much he’d flip out if even a single American had the balls to start a revolt because of his corruption and tyranny, just like our sacred founding documents demand

They would call us “traitors” for doing the most patriotic thing— hurting their delicate fee-fees

Lmao, fixed!

Sorry, I’m very high

More like

4. Inherit Aunt May rent-controlled apartment.

5. Mayor Mamdani announces a two-year rent freeze, so now he can afford to stay there! Yay!

It’s 6:37 AM and a Sunday morning, and I’m already pissed

I don’t think so. everything worked for me out-of-the-box except for having trouble with the display-- my internal display burned out many years ago, so I had to get it to use an external display as the primary display through a trick of screen mirroring-- but that shouldn’t be an issue for you.

there was a weird bug with the latest AMD drivers and the particular card I have in my iMac, but yours is newer than mine, so I doubt you’ll have an issue. my solution was just to version-lock the driver to the version that was on the LiveUSB (which was pretty simple), and it worked fine from there.

best of luck!

or, ya know, maybe just fucking stop it already?

Every once in a while, there was a lucky guy 😉

a gigantic neofuturist work of art?

Uhhh… wat

lol

For someone just starting out, Fedora 44 Workstation with GNOME provides a slick, simple interface that’s very Mac-like out of the box. I highly recommend it for you as a starting distro

I seriously doubt that Hunter Biden is even remotely interested

I decided to take the plunge and update my iPhone, Mac, and Apple TV to the latest developer betas

Wish me luck!

Apparently, it starts Sunday, with the first episode airing immediately after the season finale of Rick and Morty

How stable are the iOS 27 beta’s? Is it cool to switch over?

I had a Manx cat that looked just like that growing up. His name was Tiger, and he lived a long life until he was 16. I loved him very much. It was always so adorable whenever he wiggled his little tail stub.