Go to my phone, open notes app. See that I have a text message/e-mail/Lemmy reply/Signal message. Reply. Go back to my notes app. Compeletely forgot what I was going to write.

I guessed antipasta…

So close…

I was at a party and people were talking about SNL characters. One person said they don’t like Debbie Downer. I said "I love Debbie Downer. Did you know feline AIDS is the number one cause of death in outdoor cats?"Yeah, this killed the moods…

I choose ⟩ FLEE

Hello. The link forwarded to this URL:

https://reductress.com/post/did-you-know-your-nipple-is-the-same-size-as-your-butthole-i-know-because-ive-tried/

You could also do binary and count up to 31 on 1 hand or 1023 or both hands.

To be fair, “arc” is pronounced the same as “ark”…

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I am sorry this is the world we live in. You are great just as you are.

Ahegao face. Lol

Sorry for my text reminding you of reality. Go back to your magical world!

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Exactly. How are they doing cocaine in a bathroom without a nose?

At least your comment stopped a lot of other readers from reading it the same way. You made the world better.

If this a troll, I’ll bite.

Mr. Connery, the phrase is “barley men”, not “barely men”.

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So tired already…

But they are already buck naked. Might as well go buck wild.

Perfect if you hate battery life and if you like spending a lot of time cleaning a mouse.

Two comma club