Read the Flatulent Anus? Wow. I mean, I’ve heard of reading tea leaves, but …

I say bad things about dead people all the time. Listen:

“Lindsey Graham was a cunt”.

See?

Well, at least she wasn’t on Spirit Airlines.

I’d never steal from Santa, 'cause that ain’t right.

He’s such a fragile, sheltered little bitch.

Also, the kid isn’t in the shield position, which is the only reason Musk spends any time with him.

Son of a bitch. Actual fifteen seconds of real laughter. Maybe even twenty.

They could go the religious persecution route:

“Clap your hands, all you nations; shout to God with cries of joy!” – Psalm 47:1

Is he … pissing?

You can live in the home you pay rent for, but only during certain hours.

Why can’t these absolute cunts do themselves in before taking out their families?

Nurses.

Watch nurses next time you’re in hospital. They do 8 million things, unprompted, throughout their day. Robots would blow their power load and collapse if they had to do a tenth the things nurses do.

How Christian.

Craven, servile authorities with no morals or balls might be able to stop people finding ways to voice their horror at the fact gutless IDF fuckholes mass murder Palestinian babies and children, but they’ll never stop people knowing Netanyahu’s an inhuman cunt, who deserves to be thrown into a deep, deep pit for the rest of his life, for ordering it.

Freedom of speech vs rotund poltroons. Guess the winner?

If only Anon could find a career jacking off and watching TV.

Well, I was minutes away from ordering a fleet of Saab for my multi-million dollar business, but not anymore.

Depends on how neatly you cut it. If you just hack and slash, it doesn’t last very long at all. But, as with everything, the more you practice, the better you …

Oh, wait.

Uh, NVM.

Why is there a man in a boat?

Well, it wouldn’t have if the Pope of the time was Reginald the Bitey!