Oh no, what happened to Buster?

Jesus, it’s like they brought mobile game brainrot to online shopping. I feel like the only way they could make it worse is by sandwiching it between clips of Family Guy and someone playing Subway Surfer.

Not fairly, no, but unfortunately in many cases that’s exactly how it’s measured.

My compliments to Chef Mike

Come for the funny Ferengi barkeep, stay for the intragalactic clone wars

Why do you think he’s in the chair?

I feel like this is less useful for a recipe you’re making for the first time or make once in a while, but probably pretty handy as a quick reference for something you make regularly.

pauses plan

In other words, “We’re gonna wait until people forget about this, then do it anyway.”

Excuse me? What the fuck does Musk’s nazibot have to do with what I said?

It always gets under my skin that my local grocery store has two camera screens to deter shoplifting. The first is in the liquor aisle, which is fair enough, fine, whatever.

The second one, however, is in the baby supplies aisle. Absolutely go fuck yourself Kroger. This and the self-checkout that accuses you of stealing and calls an attendant if you rearrange your bagged groceries to fit on the stupid scale makes me wish there were better options where I live.

Sounds tasty! Some might raise an eyebrow at the pineapple, but sweet, spicy, and smokey is a delicious combination.

Intelligence is knowing that tomatoes are fruit in the botanical sense, which has no bearing on how they are used in the kitchen and ignores the fact that “vegetable,” for instance, doesn’t mean anything botanically and so maybe we shouldn’t be using botanical terms in the kitchen and going “akshually, tomatoes are a fruit” doesn’t make you sound smart, it just makes you sound like a smarmy pedant.

Unless of course OP’s comment refers to multiple other comments, in which case it’s OOPS

Having not seen much of Trailer Park Boys I assumed it was a line from the show tbh. From what little I’ve seen it seems like it would fit, anyway.

I’m glad they got the Roombas a freeroam room. It’s so sad seeing them all in cages.

Try feeding it some apples.

This sounds like some SAT “make questions harder by making them more confusing” bullshit.

Anyone else expected Hulk to pull a Manneken Pis?