I fail to see how wiping data prevents the government from seizing property. They got the property. Just not the data, which isn’t property? It’s data. Seems like an easy win and just a scare tactic by the land of the free…

Literally how every guy on Grindr measures…

Of course. Source: am one of the gays. I hope I didn’t offend anyone. I’m an odd duck, but I’m harmless.

They were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.

Do straight people have anal sex without cleaning out first? Eww.

At least it’s over the top…

Wasn’t cocaine pretty available back then? Problem solved…

That’s a big twinkie.

Cute skirts. I’d wear it…

Weirdest mohawk ever! Like someone crossed a mohawk with a reverse mullet.

Don’t worry. That same bank will give you an auto loan for $750/mo for 7 years at just 9% interest. That way you’ll always have a place to live…

1991 Robin Hood. Patrick Bergin and Uma Thurman.

If you’re going to choose food to illustrate a point, Tacos and Fries are pretty good choices! Who wouldn’t listen to a delicious taco??

I had a blast chatting with everyone! Ca-Caw!!

Woohoo! That was a really fun day! Thanks everyone!!!

I didn’t know I was supposed to keep track, but a lot!!

I’m ok with return Texas to Mexico… Good riddance!

I try so hard to keep up with the current slang, but it changes so often that it’s not always easy. So, is “studying” oral or anal??

Doesn’t matter, I’ll probably get hit by a bus anyway…

The saw blades are a nice touch. Kids just love those!!