Tojo took m’leg room!

Not autistic but sound sensitive from time to time. Try a white noise machine. You can find ones that are tunable so you can find a tone that doesn’t trigger you. They can greatly help drown outside noise. You could get one for each room and create your own sound wall.

MY CABBAGES!

Yoo knoo noothing Joon Snoow

I held off playing the first one until I had a 7.1 surround system set up. Now that I’ve got Atmos, I can’t wait to shit my pants when the alien crawls overhead.

Slice in half and place in a mason jar with regular white sugar.

Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, uh, your opinion, man.

Whoops. Replied to the post instead of the comment.

Here you go!

Watch the original Red Dawn for an epic Patrick Swayze snot bubble.

I literally thought you meant a lamp, for light after dark, and thought, yeah, that makes sense.

It isn’t. And please, don’t call me Shirley.

There was a time when all past movie Bonds were still alive. It would have been a great opportunity to make them the heads of SPECTRE and dramatically reshape the franchise.

Bouillon-heir

Is that Dean Growl of the Fool Biters?

Begins selling your data before you’re even born. Neat.

Mittens-Hulud

The NASA ScRoTE. Self-contained Repository of Testicular Ejaculate.

Took me a second.

I want the final installment to be Michael Peña’s Luis giving a total rundown to some kids on a street corner. One take.