I get that, but also movies are a single piece of art, and sometimes I just want to jump to the machete battle scene in The Raid. I still love the whole thing, but sometimes I only got like 5 minutes until my lunch break is over.

Like 30+ years of not thinking about it for a moment, and now suddenly you’ve got Satan by Orbital stuck in my head.

Can we make these headlines a little more accurate? Like, “Trump to hit American consumers with 50% tariff on goods from Canada”?

I used to think this same thing when I was younger. I would do a stupid thing, and then be told to, “grow up”. and I would be like, “yeah, I’m doing that”.

Or sometimes… (googles “Boeing whistleblowers”) they just kinda…

Holy shit is that what he looks like now? Is this what the MAHA movement does to people? Is there any possible way that he’s not thinking of playfully pinching Andy Dick’s nipples in this photo? I’m just asking questions here.

My first impression was that this bill must have been sponsored by Jon Lajoie, but no, he was not interested in kids genitals.

The genocides will continue until morale improves.

Ariana

I counted stuff. Worked in a paper products warehouse doing daily inventory counts. It was kind of awesome since I got to walk around, BS with some friends that had other jobs in the warehouse, and developed boss-level skills with the number pad that I still apply today. After working the summer there, I was pretty glad my first couple applications in food service got rejected.

I hold my work laptop like this around the office specifically for the “fuck this place” vibe

He followed by saying, “and then I, Sam Altman, will have the most intelligence in the world. Then you’ll see, mommy!”

What about Biden? He’s not going to Don Jr’s wedding either. Why isnt the media reporting on that?

Yeah, dumbshits may not even deport you back to your home country. You from Egypt? Maybe just put you on this plane to El Salvador. Close enough, right?

Talking out of turn… that’s a paddling.

Martin, right? I will accept that I may have misunderstood the joke.

I dont know the historical approval ratings of leaders of Germany and France at various points in their terms, but not sure if this is an “apples to apples” comparison. Macron won 28% of the vote in the first round, and Merz had something like 24%. Your point may be fair, but Trump won 49.8% of the vote in his last election, so the decline looks a lot more dramatic.

Let’s have multiple reboots going at the same time. I think it would be great to have like three reboots of Jurassic Park going at the same time with different directors. I want to see a full length Wes Anderson take on the film, but also a Zach Snyder take and maybe a Danny Boyle take competing on the same weekend.

I kinda want to go other direction.

Dice Hard

Do you mean like if an alien just showed up on my doorstep and was like, “take me to your leader”? Because I would ask, “How about we just chill here for a bit?” because nothing good is going to come from the next part.