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irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The OnionEnglish · 5 days ago

Katy Perry Gets Trapped in Giant Bottle During Performance as Fans Ignore Her Pleas To Roll Her Back

www.fashiontimes.co.uk

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Katy Perry Gets Trapped in Giant Bottle During Performance as Fans Ignore Her Pleas To Roll Her Back

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Katy Perry's inflatable bottle stunt at Isle of MTV Malta turned into a viral spectacle as fans pushed her in the wrong direction, creating a comedic moment during her headline performance.
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  • mrmisses
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    I watched the video, this isn’t what happens. As soon as she tells the crowd to head to the stage they start sending her back… this is just a Katy Perry ad

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      See, this is why I always go to the comments before clicking. Thank you.

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        It’s always so good. People love to correct, and it helps us all. 👍

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      The title is sensationalized for sure. Wild to put that much trust in an uncoordinated crowd to begin with, tho I guess it worked at another show.

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        I am almost certain there are 20 or 30 plants who are working on the team

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          They have the technology to command sentient plants and they’re using it to move around Katy Perry. Fucking typical

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            Still a better use for AI than most

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      Worse than that, it’s a shit Katy Perry ad. That has got to be the most boring video I’ve ever watched of the most boring live show I’ve ever heard of. There basically isn’t any music to speak of beyond what sounds like what plays during character creation. If that couple from the Coldplay concert was at this show instead, they’d have ended the night with a handshake and went back to their spouses.

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        Agreed. It was super boring to watch and disappointing.

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    Should have made it a sparkling water bottle and called it Katy Perrier.

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    I’m a Katy in a bottle

    Ya gotta push me the right way

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    Okay no this one i actually believe is the onion.

    based on the title alone, because i ain’t click no fashiontimes that ain’t got my kin in it

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    You know, it’s funny, I have no clue what this lady looks like… probably couldn’t point out anything she’s done in the wild. I’ve heard and seen her name a lot but couldn’t point her out in a lineup. This photo definitely doesn’t help, and I’m certainly not going to break this streak and google her now.

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      She looks like Zooey Doofenshmirtz, but without bangs and eyes that don’t pierce your soul and weight your heart against a feather

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        Katy Perry is the Walmart Zooey

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          Makes sense. Would that make Justin the Zellers Trudeau?

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            I am so confuse

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              Pierre Trudeau’s marriage fell apart when he was PM and he ended up dating Barbra Streisand after stepping down as PM. Justin (his son)'s , marriage also fell apart when he was PM and he is dating Katy Perry

              sequels are never better than the original

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        She’s husky in human form

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      you don’t know I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It or Baby You’re A Firework? I feel like those were everywhere.

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        TBF there are lots of songs I recognize but couldn’t tell you who sang it or anything about the singer.

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        Congrats on kissing a girl and enjoying it but idk if I am a firework but I sure am explosive.

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          Diarrhea?

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        That doesn’t help about what she looks like

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      You’re super cool. I bet you don’t even own a TV.

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        My human in christ, I own a TV in almost every room. I’m on the internet every day, and I still manage to not know what she looks like. I’d say that’s quite a feat. Thanks for participating.

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        Those people are actually absent from TV screens on most of the planet, as soon as you leave the US and their celebrity addiction.

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      How do you not know, she might be kinda stupid, but shes famous for being hot and had hella charting songs. The nun thing was weird but uh even without her involvement that place still got sold?

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      I only know how she looks like myself because of a specific Simpsons episode.

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    This is the kind of thing you should have thrown the bass player in to while the band plays on. The music stays good, everyone has fun, and there’s no risk to a person.

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      Bass players aren’t people?

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        I’m pretty sure bass are fish

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          Now it makes total sense

          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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            The music sounds a lot better when the bass player isn’t on stage smacking a wet fish around.

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        Of course not!

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        If you don’t assume treble clef on sheet music, then you’re really not, LOL.

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    WTF is that costume?! That’s not a sexy outfit, this is:

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      pizza, pizza, me so hungee!

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    We salute you, our half-inflated dark lord!

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      Oy! 🤘

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    Feckin amateur. At a gogol bordello concert i saw Hutz crowd surf half naked on top of a marching bass drum

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      Gogol bordello do it right. I was at a show where this decked out Mohawk’d girl gleefully charged the stage during the set and the roadies straight out body checked her off the stage. It was honestly impressive how fast they moved, and the fact they did it without noticeably hurting her. I get why they did it too, because she launched herself at the band full speed.

      Hutz pulled her up onto the stage right after to dance while the band just went mental. It was a great way to channel the joyful energy from her charge once it was clear she wasent trying to hurt anyone.

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    The willingness of a crowd or group of people to be utter smartasses always cheers me up.

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    Did they put her in a bottle to prevent her from rubbing her genitals into unwilling people’s faces?

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