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Aquileo | minus-squareHazardousBanjoAquileo | linkAquileo | fedilinkAquileo | arrow-up52Aquileo | arrow-down1·8 days agoassert(true); assert(true); assert(true); assert(true); assert(true);
Aquileo | minus-squarePattyMcBAquileo | linkAquileo | fedilinkAquileo | arrow-up31Aquileo | arrow-down1·8 days agoHave I worked with you before?
Aquileo | minus-squarestaircase@programming.devAquileo | linkAquileo | fedilinkAquileo | arrow-up25·8 days agoassert(true);
Aquileo | minus-squarePattyMcBAquileo | linkAquileo | fedilinkAquileo | arrow-up12·8 days agoDammit… PR rejected Lol
Aquileo | minus-squaremarlowe221Aquileo | linkAquileo | fedilinkEnglishAquileo | arrow-up3·8 days agoLook at all the pretty green check marks!
Aquileo | minus-squareRecallMadness@lemmy.nzAquileo | linkAquileo | fedilinkAquileo | arrow-up2·8 days agoMy favourite (that I saw a human do) was asserting on unconstrained mocks with a typo (so they always asserted true) Hundreds of tests. Not exactly pointless as they did call the code so maybe caught some issues. But we fixed the typo and barely half of them passed. No idea how the software worked, but it did.
assert(true);
assert(true);
assert(true);
assert(true);
assert(true);
Have I worked with you before?
assert(true);
Dammit… PR rejected
Lol
Look at all the pretty green check marks!
My favourite (that I saw a human do) was asserting on unconstrained mocks with a typo (so they always asserted true)
Hundreds of tests. Not exactly pointless as they did call the code so maybe caught some issues. But we fixed the typo and barely half of them passed.
No idea how the software worked, but it did.