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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 20 days ago

Anon's jobs

sh.itjust.works

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Anon's jobs

sh.itjust.works

FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 20 days ago
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  • jwt@programming.dev
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    In this loop 2 jobs get started and only 1 gets left. Anon is going to get real busy real soon.

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      Not their problem, collect the check until they notice you’re not showing up

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    I did this for a few years. “Oh, you are refusing to approve my vacation? K, I’ll just quit”

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      I didn’t do that exactly… but when my boss told me to do overtime during end-of-quarter crunch on a Saturday night shift (Sat 22:00 to Sun 10:00, factory jobs are fun), the next person I spoke to was my family doctor. She put me on a two-week compulsory medical leave with full pay and straight up told me to get a new job. Unfortunately I couldn’t help the company meet their quarterly growth targets. The next time I saw my boss, I handed him my resignation papers.

      Sure feels nice to live in a country with real labour laws.

      I enjoyed the work itself. It was very autism-friendly. Unfortunately some absolute boneheaded decisions by the middle management wankers during the pandemic resulted in a huge backlog of orders, a shortage of parts, and a constant state of short-staffing.

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      I have not worked since I adopted the “antiwork” philosophy, but I think I’d do the same. I look at leave now as not asking for it, but telling your employer you’re not going to be in during x time.

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        Honest question, how do you afford to live without working?

        • osanna@lemmy.vg
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          I’m on disability. It ain’t easy, that’s for sure

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    Anonny gets jobs really fast, good for him

  • arran 🇦🇺@aussie.zone
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    No one wants to be a good employer anymore!

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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      Oh boy, do I have just the idea for that!

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    Try becoming senator in the USA, it’s so good people even keep doing it whilst being brain dead

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      bevolking

      Ok, I see that these letters are next to each other on the keyboard, but … damn.

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        Swipe typing on the move with three languages on the keyboard. It leads to this kind of problem. Most of the time I check it, but some get through the cracks

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          Any day I learn some Dutch is a good day.

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            In that case, your user name would be ‘kippen mevrouw houdt van het leven’

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    I’ve hated everything I’ve ever done. Even when i turn my hobbies into a job, I end up hating the hobby AND the job. I am thankful now that I don’t have to work, but yeah, I hated every fucking thing.

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      I’m a school bus driver now and it’s great. I get to drive a big Tonka truck around and gaslight children. Sure, I make about 1/6 of what I used to make as a mobile apps programmer, but at least I get good subsidized health insurance and I only work 5 hours a day.

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        My mother-in-law used to drive a school bus. Now she makes like $250k per year, but she always says the school bus job was when she was happiest.

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          She’s me but in reverse. Benjamin Bussin’.

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            You can’t be this deep in the thread and drop a gem like Benjamin Bussin’. I keep checking back and get frustrated that no one else is upvoting.

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    I feel seen.

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    get into secops and start hacking banks.

    that’s a job, and it pays well even if you suck at it.

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      The job Mythos is legitimately better at doing than a human because it has a database of techniques a human can’t reliably replicate?

      Like, yeah, they stole the techniques from humans and the rest are brute forcing but… It can’t forget them.

      Now, getting a job as a crime guy and tricking idiots into plugging in usbs, that’s got a future

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    I used to do this. Now they have corps that they outsource background checks for them.

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    The CGI face really creeps me out, what is that from??

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      Thats Tighten from the movie Megamind.

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        “Tighten”

        Edit: Leaving for posterity, that I forgot that fucker’s name was misspelled on purpose.

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      Megamind

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    Selfhost, selfemploy

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    If everywherr ypu go smells like shit you should probably check your own shoes

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