So, do I swipe my dick in the credit card reader or…?
Nope. You trick your friends into going out to eat, say you’ll pay, and then pay with them
Get one of those microchips implanted and you can!
Makes the tip button confusing though.
Can they keep the change?
Finally I get to cash in on being a queer ally all these years.
~Offer not valid with or without purchase. Cash value of this alliance is 1/100 of one penny. Offer not redeemable outside liberal democracies. Alliance developed prior to Tuesday has expired. Alliance developed Wednesday or later is too immature to be exchanged. Alliance must be relinquished to company at time of purchase.~
The joke is slavery, dear.
What?
Or cannibalism. It’s ambiguous and fun.
Could be organ harvesting too… So many possibilities
The straights would never accept organ donations from us.
Psst. Hey, mister. Wanna buy some queer? I’ll trade you for that watch.
No, yours is definitely cut with something.
What? Never. This is totally pure. Absolutely straight… Er, wait, no…
That’s the plan!
cashing out allies is a valid political move according to some!
Me exchanging goods. 😴
Me exchanging services: 😝
Hey, I’ll be glad to swap a gay for some lightly used books, maybe some custom fiction writing or knife sharpening.
But it’s gotta be those high quality gays, none of those gay for pay ones
What do you think the “workforce” is? 🥹
When in Greece.
