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SomeoneElseM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 3 years ago

No need to send the estate agent, we’ll take the photos ourselves…

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No need to send the estate agent, we’ll take the photos ourselves…

SomeoneElseM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 3 years ago
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  • just_chill@jlai.lu
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    We need to prove that the swimming pool is functional! (also that’s kind of cute even if totally inapropriate, I love it)

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      Me too! I love his expression.

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      I honestly don’t get it. Him being in the picture is inappropriate?

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        To advertise a house you usually choose clean, profesionnal looking pictures. That one looks like a vacation picture, it does not fit the tone I guess. Also house selling pictures don’t have people in it. (no weird sexual meaning here, just wrong context for that picture)

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          no weird sexual meaning here

          Too bad. Thanks for the explanation though

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    He doesn’t own the house. He’s just a dude that hangs out and uses the hot tub. He’s staying when the house sells.

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      He also dispenses heart containers to adventurers passing by.

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    It’s beautiful, I see why they included the picture.

    Also, the flowers are nice.

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      It’d make me think of all the things that happened in that hot tub before I moved in. Gonna need several deep clean cycles.

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        Hot Tub Babies!

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    You are just being jealous.

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      Jealous of a back deck with a hot tub surrounded by lovely flowers? Hell yeah I am! Even the dude looks like he’s be good company.

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        The look of contemptedness is meant to make you jealous so you want to buy the house and have what he has ! (this hapiness is unfortunately not tied to the hot tub, but now you can be in debt AND miserable in a hot tub)

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          I think you mean contentedness. You’re confusing content (being happy) with contempt (strong dislike or lack of respect). The sound fairly similar in English. I think it’s safe to say I’ll never own property, let alone one with a deck and hot tub! But I’m happy enough with a glass of wine in the bath 🛁

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            Darn it ! I doubted myself and changed it before posting. thanks for correcting me, I need it sometimes.

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              No problem! Your English is really really good - I checked your profile before I commented to check it wasn’t your native tongue!

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    I dunno I kinda want to buy the house more with a picture of this guy having a good hot tub time.

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      He looks so content in that pool, I want to feel like that, too.

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    Honestly this is adorable.

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    Bob for scale

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    unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.

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    My neighbor is doing FSBO right now. He posted 12 pictures of his house. 4 are inside, and they only cover the kitchen and main living space. No bedrooms, no bathrooms, no basement… I don’t understand

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    Stop making me wake up the baby with laughter 😆

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    Just so you know, that isn’t the current homeowner. Bob and his family come with the property due to a technical loophole in the 18th amendment.

    You can see he is quite happy with the arrangement.

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    What are the other 81 photos like though?!

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