Modlog

/c/dadjokes Modlog
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2 days ago
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Removed Post Heard the police was still on the lookout for sean
reason: This is a repost from 4 days ago. There is not yet a community rule for this, but general netiquette is to wait about 6 months
5 days ago
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Removed Post Heard this one from an actual cop. How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
reason: Thanks for the post. The topic of race would make this fit better on c/unclejokes
5 days ago
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Removed Post This morning...
reason: Please post a link that is not to an external site
6 days ago
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Removed Post I don't get why it is so hard to "come out of the closest",
reason: I see the pun with the doorknob and “out of the closet,” but I think the sexuality nature of the joke might not be understandable to a kid
13 days ago
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Removed Post What is it called when a chameleon can't change colors?
reason: Great pun, but I think the reference to an erection would not be kid friendly. Probably best posted over on c/unclejokes
16 days ago
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Removed Post Multiplication...
reason: Great joke, just remove the “bitch” part to be kid-friendly
18 days ago
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Removed Post Is it even possible to drop 20 lbs in a month? Are there any diets for people who want to go to the extreme? Kind of like celebs do for roles?
reason: Completely unrelated to community
1 month ago
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Unbanned SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works from the community Dad Jokes
1 month ago
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Banned SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works from the community Dad Jokes
reason: URL Blacklist
2 months ago
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Unbanned CosmicTurtle0 [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com from the community Dad Jokes
2 months ago
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Banned CosmicTurtle0 [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com from the community Dad Jokes
reason: URL Blacklist
2 months ago
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Removed Post I met a genie and he granted me 1 wish. I said "I wish I could be you". He replied...
reason: please wait longer before reposting. General etiquette is 6 months
2 months ago
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Removed Post How do you get down from an elephant?
reason: Please wait longer than a day to repost a joke. Generally 6 months is good etiquette. Please message me if you have other thoughts.
3 months ago
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Removed Comment Lucky him though. I’ve been going to the church orgy for 10+ years and never won anything. by gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
reason: Try to keep the comments clean. They arent as heavily moderated but will still get removed if reported and inappropriate. Orgies are not clean content.
3 months ago
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Banned ayyy@sh.itjust.works from the community Dad Jokes
reason: telling users 'kys'
expires: 3 months ago
3 months ago
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Removed Post *Permanently Deleted*
reason: not a dad joke or related
3 months ago
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Removed Post Hunting Dad Jokes 2.0
reason: Hi, this is an outside link and breaks community rules. Please post a version that does not require visiting another site.
3 months ago
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Removed Post I used to do coke ...
reason: Clearly a post for c/unclejokes
3 months ago
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Removed Post I used to do Coke…
reason: Clearly a post for c/unclejokes
3 months ago
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Banned ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.mlBanned from the community Dad Jokes
reason: calling FHF members nazis
4 months ago
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Removed Post Maybe I am out of the loop but people in commercials are seeing talking animals, talking pupetts, and talking inanimate figures?
reason: This appears to be more of a c/showerthought, please message me to correct me if I’m wrong
4 months ago
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Banned jdr@lemmy.ml from the community Dad Jokes
reason: abusing reports, you don't need to be on LW if you dont want to be here
expires: 4 months ago
4 months ago
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Removed Post Did you hear the made the kid of the Flinstones gay?
reason: Not appropriate for community
5 months ago
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Unbanned supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz from the community Dad Jokes
5 months ago
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Banned supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz from the community Dad Jokes
reason: automod
5 months ago
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Removed Post Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking about retiring?
reason: Great joke but definitely one for c/unclejokes
5 months ago
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Removed Post Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking about retiring?
reason: Great joke but definitely one for c/unclejokes
5 months ago
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Unbanned humanspiral@lemmy.ca from the community Dad Jokes
5 months ago
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Banned humanspiral@lemmy.ca from the community Dad Jokes
reason: automod
5 months ago
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Removed Comment Well isn't that Special by dhork
reason: Borderline ableism
6 months ago
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Removed Post Mmmm yeah licks lips
reason: Breaks community rules for kid-friendly content
6 months ago
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Removed Post It looks to me as though ICE is a problem outside Minneapolis too.
reason: Not a joke or appropriate for community
8 months ago
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Removed Post What's Hilter's favourite videogame?
reason: Thanks for post. The reference to Hitler would probably be an adult theme and better posted over on c/unclejokes
8 months ago
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Unbanned I Cast Fist@programming.dev from the community Dad Jokes
reason: automod false positive
8 months ago
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Banned I Cast Fist@programming.dev from the community Dad Jokes
reason: URL Blacklist
9 months ago
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Banned slothrop2@lemmings.worldBanned from the community Dad Jokes
reason: Unmarked bot account
1 year ago
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Banned Amanduh@lemm.eeBanned from the community Dad Jokes
reason: https://legal.lemmy.world/tos/#12-discrimination-against-minority--at-risk-groups - transphobia
1 year ago
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Removed Comment Is everyone fucking blind? by Angry_Autistdeleted by creator
reason: uncivil
1 year ago
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Removed Comment Apparently you are. Did the aneurysm hurt? by 🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦@ttrpg.networkBanned
reason: uncivil
1 year ago
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Banned demesisx@infosec.pubBanneddeleted by creator from the community Dad Jokes
reason: https://legal.lemmy.world/tos/#51-community-manipulation large scale vote manipulation, demesisx alt
1 year ago
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Unbanned jet@hackertalks.com from the community Dad Jokes
reason: unban because expired bans only get removed once per hour
1 year ago
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Banned jet@hackertalks.com from the community Dad Jokes
reason: temp ban to fix community unban federation, see https://hackertalks.com/post/9701951
expires: 1 year ago
1 year ago
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Unbanned jet@hackertalks.com from the community Dad Jokes
reason: automod false positive
1 year ago
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Banned jet@hackertalks.com from the community Dad Jokes
reason: automod
1 year ago
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Removed Comment I wish my lawn were emo so it’d cut itself. by dohpaz42
reason: Really funny, but better suited for c/unclejokes
2 years ago
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Removed Comment Suicidemon by Alice@hilariouschaos.com
reason: Not appropriate topic for community
2 years ago
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Removed Comment Well, it sounds like I am the "other people", and I am offended, so you can go fuck off as well by Yer Ma@lemm.ee
reason: Uncivil behavior
2 years ago
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Removed Comment When your cellmate goes down to the laundry and gets two blowjobs and come back and gives you one. by Maple Engineer
reason: Good comedic timing but not appropriate here
3 years ago
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Removed Comment How do British non-binary people please each other? They stroke them. by RandomStickman@kbin.social
reason: Great comment; probably shouldn’t have a sexual reference to keep it a “clean” joke though.
3 years ago
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Removed Comment Fuck off by Yer Ma@lemm.ee
reason: Unnecessarily aggressive
3 years ago
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Removed Comment Fuck-olf. You aren't funny. by Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
reason: Good pun, but keep it civil please
3 years ago
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Removed Comment uh-oh this is getting close to a Hitler joke by LemmyKnowsBest
reason: Let’s try to keep the comments light-hearted and without Nazi mentions
3 years ago
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Removed Comment i thought he was doin ur mum by Poggervania@kbin.social
reason: Comment not appropriate for community
3 years ago
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Removed Comment What do you call an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other? Irene by iguessineedtosignup
reason: racist
3 years ago
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Removed Comment Well i fucked both and can tell you both times i came first by Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone
reason: not appropriate for this Community. Please post in c/unclejokes
3 years ago
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Featured Post Post text, images, or direct links only in community Dad Jokes
3 years ago
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Removed Comment I tried this on my wife ...lord knows, I need the delivery practice... She responded after maybe _a second_ that a strepsil is for sure throats, not coughs Bitch. by flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
reason: profanity is not necessary here
3 years ago
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Removed Comment yes, i apologised already. Do YOU need an *apology* from me too? Because its not happening. Take a concrete pill and harden the fuck up. by Brownian Motion
reason: hostile language
3 years ago
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Featured Post Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community in community Dad Jokes