US senator Mitch McConnell on Sunday revealed for the first time that a fall led to his hospitalization, breaking the silence about the Kentucky Republican’s condition after weeks of mounting speculation about his health.
The statement included a smiling picture of McConnell with his wife, Elaine Chao, a tacit response to speculation online that he had died or was incapacitated. McConnell held a copy of Sunday’s Washington Post sports section in his hand.
I’ve been saying for YEARS. Moscow Mitch is a Necromancer. How else you think he lasted this long? Why do you think his fingers look like that?
Lindsey didn’t die. HE WAS CONSUMED to feed Mitch’s life aura.