What was the biggest bullet that you have dodged?

VirusMaster3073@lemmy.autism.place · 2 years ago

What was the biggest bullet that you have dodged?

Shard · 2 years ago

Holy shit dude.

I’m a fan of your war stories. The amount of shit you’ve survived must put you on par with chuck norris or something.

Maggoty · 2 years ago

It was definitely a year that contained a decade, but I’m far from being the one to see the most stuff. And I certainly wasn’t a lone wolf. Well except for that one time… Lol I jest, we never did anything alone.

ulterno@programming.dev · 2 years ago

Nah, with Chuck Norris, it’s usually the missiles that do the dodging.

prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

With chuck norris it’s actually probably a lgbtq or minority that needs to do the dodging.

Chuck Norris is a piece of shit

ulterno@programming.dev · 2 years ago

Are we talking about the same Chuck Norris?

No, we are not.

I am talking about an internet meme
You are talking about a real person, who is probably old by now.

prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Yeah, we’re talking about the same chuck norris.

Unfortunately we memed a douchebag back in the day, but the good news is you can stop.