you mean, like the whole planet has been subject to US copyright law (for example) for decades?

Are you living alone? Start seeing doctors.

Are you living with one or more people? Start seeing the police. (edit: and then doctors)

I’m kind of curious what the reveal would be, that it’s survivable to not have sex for 20 years, or that the movie edited all the fucking out, because the original is basically 80% sex.

Shit.

I might be a dog.

Alright, lets leave the comedy out (for now, i’m not convinced. maybe we call it “entertaining” instead)

that is not a shitpost. not anything is a “shitpost” just because it’s low effort/quality. you are making the word meaningless if you …

whait a second…

is that a shitpost you just did?

This is a very distressing picture, and a incredibly sad topic.

“shitpost” is generally understood to have humor as one of the defining characteristics.

So, i’m sure you can see that this might make people point out that this might be the wrong area for this, and frankly can seriously harsh someones buzz if they just want to look at some fun memes and get a left hook right in the feels.

Hulk 2 non-white (green)

Rocket and Groot non-white (fur and bark)

Captain Britain white, but legal alien

Silver Surfer non-white (silver)

Drax and Mantis non-white (red and blue)

Ghost Rider I’ll give you that one. white (bone)

Hawkeye who’s that?

Trevor Slatterly white, but bad guy, can’t have that.

Squirrel Girl probably white.

Well shit!

Well, great, you just destroyed the word “fusion (cuisine)”. How are we supposed to talk about that now? hm?

I’ll have you reported to the Oxford dictionary for word-murder. See how you like that!

Crazy coincidence they are all not white.

Fusion is great if we’re talking about suns or reactors.

with Food? no.

what do you mean “new x-man movie”?

Are we still doing those?

I’d start with removing the smurf jizz.

💯

Oh shit…

everyone hates america.

“Oh no! Not the thing with the garden hose and the lion I hope?!”

It makes me all happy inside when it comes up. especially their whining about bad conditions. ahh. balm for the soul.

yes, please. Teach a larger percentage of the population the dangers of capitalism. we’re already close to a majority for socialism, this will easily push us over the hill. Golden age ahead.

Why does it say “threaten”?

It just offers a service. Googlemail doesn’t threaten to provide me with an email address. A gardener doesn’t threaten to maintain and tend to your garden.