Eugenics: I’ll make better people for you. Stronger, faster, smarter! A race of Harrison Bergerons!

Eugenicists: But what if we could become immune to polio?

Yeah but you’re a sane person, not a billionaire.

The guy who wrote that was a socialist

In some places I’ll say libertarian because it’s more socially accepted, but I’m technically not lying.

I stubbornly still go by “libertarian” and interpret every confused person as an invitation to talk about libertarianism.

How would it jump?

This isn’t a problem for me, I have a bicycle and the subway is… already… filled with ads. 🙁

But the hamster is rolling the ball, not flying, so it can take advantage of friction with the ground times the normal force. If a flying bee hits the wall of the ball, then it’s pushing back on air and the net momentum of the ball and its contents is unchanged.

I think the ball filled with bees would just fall to the ground.

But if a bee is flying inside a ball and pushes against the side, what’s causing the ball to move relative to the earth? None of the wind can escape, it’s just air moving around inside the ball.

ngl I’d be happy in all 3

Wait, does it matter that they’re bees and not just flies? Are they stinging the inside of the ball or something? Wouldn’t the forces cancel out when flying? Can they have a dance-off to decide which direction to roll the ball by crawling?

With prediction markets on the rise, I wouldn’t be surprised if “assassination politics” becomes our new economic system. For better or worse, an uncontrollable insurance market will internalize our growing and unaddressed externalities.

What comes next isn’t necessarily what we wished for, it’s just whatever survives capitalism attacking its weak points.

So then the only way to vote against them is third party, but that requires admitting to oneself just how badly we’re really losing.

The spoiler effect: obvious to literally everyone, except to those innocent candidates who must not know, bless their hearts.

I’m not so much a lone assassin kinda guy as an angry mob kinda guy.

That’s a stupid thing for them to build, too… it could easily inform the next “Terror” who to kill as well.

Wouldn’t you assume the top was the translation?

How dare you. I prefer having my obviously untrained dog with me everywhere.

Oh excellent, I have this translator app right here so they can accommodate me.