After mowing the yards of their datcha with a K-700, the diligent worker cracks open a Borscht-lite

Yeah, its pretty big

I was told they would sell us the rope, but the lack of flatpack guillotones is honestly an open market niche.

If you’ve a date, She’ll be waiting in Ucondemnbul

If it was grease i would die

Its the flag of Zeon from Gundam, who are space Nazis. So yeah, you got the vibes right lol

So, i was a bit enamoured by the nominative determinism here and ive learned:

He’s named Chud because his dad lost a depression-era poker game to President Taft’s brother, and apparently bet the name of his unborn son. Lol, Lmao

He’s exactly the sort of small-business tyrant piece-of-shit you’d expect. Car dealership has closed, and hes pivoted to being a real estate “developer” that bribes cops.

Now thats a car commercial! No jingle, no stock footage of an F-550 driving on beach/mountain pass, just the pure mystery of this mecantile cryptid. 9/10. Point docked for not branding him The Wendlego, which was right there.

Given the stories of delivery drivers pissing in bottles, id say no more than a decade out.

Thats how we got Jack Grey

Ok, why tho? Not trying to be overly snarky, just genuinely do not understand the mindset. Self-promotion for what end? Who’s your target demographic for your AI art gallery?

The bits keep writing themselves

I coulda put up the real one, but this was funnier you see

His title is Master, but really its Daddy

A plane needs a left wang and a right wang

This you?

Because its AI generated slop

You fool, you have only taken one my decoy penii. The real doinger lies behind increasingly pun-related traps

Betttt

Bi-nary explosives