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Andromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

I knew it

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I knew it

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Andromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Pass the bleach eyedropper after you’re done with it please.

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    Elon doesn’t have a box shaped body in this. That’s how I can tell it’s fake.

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    What a terrible day to have eyes

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    deleted by creator

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    This is fake. Not real. Not even bigly real. F’elon is way fatter than that in real life.

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      in case you really, really wanna go there and see that billion dollar body: warning: do not click unless you have good insurance and a puke bucket nearby

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      • ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world
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        I thought this was the trump nude, I would argue its worse…

    • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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      They both are.

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    As a gaymo, I’m just gonna say both of them are 1000000000000% percent hotter in this photo than in real life. AIRump got some biggass arms and bear-like belly, and Elmo barely look like actual Elmo because he has an actual human body shape.

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    They wish those were their bodies.

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    Is this real? Did they jointly post it on X? I mean, it was kind of obvious, but I thought they would be afraid to just come out like that.

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      A lot of people are saying it’s real. People familiar with the situation are saying it’s real.

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        https://lemmy.ml/comment/16845618

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    Thanks, I hate it

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    This is how they should be placed on the guillotine. So they can share one final kiss, when the blade drops.

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    I knew AI was a blight on society and this proves it. My eyes are trying to leave me now.

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      Yes, but in a different way. https://lemmy.ml/comment/16845618

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        Idk, I have a lot to say about that but I’m too tired to function right now. Let’s just say the digital world is not the only world we live in right now, and the spirit of academia lives on.

        E: Oh, dangit I forgot what sub I was in. Truth is I’m also baked off my ass.

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        Oh damn. Are we already the AI?

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    I can’t un-see this so now I will make others suffer.

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    they faked musk with a human-like body even when we have proof he’s an oversized troglodyte.

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      Hey, what did I ever do to you?

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    Quick, you could do it in one shot.

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      Lllluuuuuiiiiigggiiiiiii

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