Aquileo | Lemmy Today - BrandNewSentencehttps://lemmy.today/c/BrandNewSentence<p>Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.</p> <ol> <li>Be cool to each other and follow the lemmy.today instance rules.</li> <li>Post title must be the sentence or relevant portion of the sentence if it’s very long.</li> <li>Link for context if possible.</li> <li>Tag NSFW where applicable.</li> </ol> Aquileo | how fucking good do you have to be at drag to make the mob stop being homophobichttps://lemmy.today/post/57609553Wren to BrandNewSentence
364 points | 43 comments
]]>Brand New Sentencehttps://lemmy.today/post/57609553https://lemmy.today/post/57609553Sat, 1 Aug 2026 13:45:52 +0000https://lemmy.today/u/WrenAquileo | I eat my vitamins but get 0 hoeshttps://lemmy.today/post/57577962Wren to BrandNewSentence
186 points | 18 comments
]]>Brand New Sentencehttps://lemmy.today/post/57577962https://lemmy.today/post/57577962Fri, 31 Jul 2026 23:11:53 +0000https://lemmy.today/u/WrenAquileo | Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviors?https://lemmy.today/post/57547659Wren to BrandNewSentence
151 points | 10 comments
]]>Brand New Sentencehttps://lemmy.today/post/57547659https://lemmy.today/post/57547659Fri, 31 Jul 2026 12:19:12 +0000https://lemmy.today/u/WrenAquileo | I support women's right to vertically rotate 360⁰https://lemmy.today/post/57495298Wren to BrandNewSentence
663 points | 63 comments
]]>Brand New Sentencehttps://lemmy.today/post/57495298https://lemmy.today/post/57495298Thu, 30 Jul 2026 15:16:37 +0000https://lemmy.today/u/WrenAquileo | Don't you just love how mental disorders are basically buy one get seven freehttps://lemmy.today/post/57487527Wren to BrandNewSentence
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]]>Brand New Sentencehttps://lemmy.today/post/57487527https://lemmy.today/post/57487527Thu, 30 Jul 2026 12:35:08 +0000https://lemmy.today/u/WrenAquileo | No humans could make an apartment this complexhttps://lemmy.today/post/57425550Wren to BrandNewSentence
213 points | 14 comments
]]>Brand New Sentencehttps://lemmy.today/post/57425550https://lemmy.today/post/57425550Wed, 29 Jul 2026 12:15:02 +0000https://lemmy.today/u/WrenAquileo | bitch who you think sexed up those appleshttps://lemmy.today/post/57406181Wren to BrandNewSentence
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]]>Brand New Sentencehttps://lemmy.today/post/57406181https://lemmy.today/post/57406181Wed, 29 Jul 2026 02:43:23 +0000https://lemmy.today/u/WrenAquileo | It's the uncircumcised telle tubby showhttps://lemmy.today/post/57364693Wren to BrandNewSentence
107 points | 11 comments
]]>Brand New Sentencehttps://lemmy.today/post/57364693https://lemmy.today/post/57364693Tue, 28 Jul 2026 12:21:02 +0000https://lemmy.today/u/WrenAquileo | They've sexualized the word "daddy" so much that when I have kids, they'll have to call me sensei.https://lemmy.today/post/57302324Wren to BrandNewSentence
403 points | 76 comments
]]>Brand New Sentencehttps://lemmy.today/post/57302324https://lemmy.today/post/57302324Mon, 27 Jul 2026 12:45:40 +0000https://lemmy.today/u/WrenAquileo | Antisemitic anticyclist Georg lives in a cave and eats 1000 bicycling Jews every day and should not have been countedhttps://lemmy.today/post/57369512Wren to BrandNewSentence
58 points | 5 comments
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89 points | 17 comments
]]>Brand New Sentencehttps://lemmy.today/post/57270676https://lemmy.today/post/57270676Sun, 26 Jul 2026 21:24:28 +0000https://lemmy.today/u/WrenAquileo | they are named robin because brits in the 1400's called them "robert" an account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yardhttps://lemmy.today/post/57246930Wren to BrandNewSentence
78 points | 5 comments
]]>Brand New Sentencehttps://lemmy.today/post/57246930https://lemmy.today/post/57246930Sun, 26 Jul 2026 13:25:12 +0000https://lemmy.today/u/WrenAquileo | me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candlehttps://lemmy.today/post/57198346Wren to BrandNewSentence
135 points | 7 comments
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153 points | 5 comments
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176 points | 4 comments
]]>Brand New Sentencehttps://lemmy.today/post/57173406https://lemmy.today/post/57173406Sat, 25 Jul 2026 06:22:03 +0000https://lemmy.today/u/WrenAquileo | A customer decided to play bob ross with a tamponhttps://lemmy.today/post/57126615Wren to BrandNewSentence
352 points | 60 comments
]]>Brand New Sentencehttps://lemmy.today/post/57126615https://lemmy.today/post/57126615Fri, 24 Jul 2026 12:54:06 +0000https://lemmy.today/u/WrenAquileo | we are basically echolocating everytime we moanhttps://lemmy.today/post/57126406Wren to BrandNewSentence
170 points | 9 comments
]]>Brand New Sentencehttps://lemmy.today/post/57126406https://lemmy.today/post/57126406Fri, 24 Jul 2026 12:50:44 +0000https://lemmy.today/u/WrenAquileo | when you eat a cherry cordial, do you bite off the nipple and suck out the cum first?https://lemmy.today/post/57087721Wren to BrandNewSentence
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]]>Brand New Sentencehttps://lemmy.today/post/57068500https://lemmy.today/post/57068500Thu, 23 Jul 2026 14:25:18 +0000https://lemmy.today/u/WrenAquileo | making a point to scroll past brokeback mountain at the exact same tempo as the other filmshttps://lemmy.today/post/57030699Wren to BrandNewSentence
203 points | 13 comments
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