If you can feel a very small tinge of existential horror when you read the words “try to”, congratulations, you’re a true *nix devotee.

If legislators get grumpy about this, just gently thwap them with your handy copy of The Unix Haters Handbook and tell them you’re working as hard as you can under the circumstances.

  • VitoRobles
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    5 months ago

    (swat team bursts through your door)

    (They ignore your pile of guns, alcohol, marijuana)

    (They ignore the Epstein files you printed out)

    (They read out your crimes. You have a bootable USB with Ubuntu.)

    (They lock you up.)

    (Before they leave, they walk over and shoot your dog.)