I recommend learning dc if you don’t already know it, and either Octave or Python.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dc_(computer_program)

Food court near me named Choices gets called “Chances”.

Pontiac stands for Poor Old Neanderthal Thinks It’s A Cadillac.

Explosive court ruling? More like completely obvious and expected behavior.

Average 15 year old behavior.

Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the lumber yard!

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A pivotal moment in my life was when I first installed Linux to the entire hard disk instead of a separate partition.

The entire poster is a piece of shit. Connector lines are sloppy, repetitive use of the phrase “up to”, text is misaligned. I’m no graphic designer, but this is embarrassing.

Ooof. They sound like the people that try to get a picture with a bison.

Can confirm. I had to pull the spines out of my buddy’s foot with a Leatherman pliers after he stepped on one.

We got all this…like…evidence that this guy didn’t even pay his hospital bill.

Stay away from the cholla! That shit can pierce through the sole of a shoe.

Amazing. Maybe we could reverse-engineer it and figure out how the ancients achieved this technology.

It’s Elon Musk’s daughter, Vivian Wilson.

Sarcoidosis maybe?

Fuck, you whooshed me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

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This is better than winning the lottery.

I do this intentionally sometimes, for shits and giggles, but Poe’s law guarantees that someone will inevitably miss the joke.