Orrrrr they could have just put the words in the order they were meant to be read instead of some zig zag craziness

Why is no one following international law? I specifically requested it.

Kickstopper

Nice try Disney

F in the chat

Wait, let’s go by rank

Mustache too strong, must breathe through mouth instead

Well, there’s The Grand Tour, The Man in the High Castle, The Expanse, The Boys. All the “The…” shows you can shake a stick at.

wait, I’m being handed a note. mhm. mmhmm. I see.

It seems all of those have ended. Well there’s uh, there’s… Clarkson’s Farm? Invincible? idk I quit Prime when they introduced ads.

Well right now I’m an idiot on a team of even bigger idiots, which is pretty close to the 2nd option. It might be fun to see what it’s like to be around actual competence for a change, so I’ll go with #1.

They’re not turning on you, they were always against you, you were just too dumb to see it

Son you’ll have to speak up I’m a bit hard of hearing

Now without superfluous black borders

!nominativedeterminism@feddit.uk

Took me a moment to realize he didn’t grab a pink frog outta nowhere to yell at…

It’s bad enough that I’m a disappointment to my parents, but now you’re positing that I’m a disappointment to my cat too? How much more do you think I can take?!

SE Asia, how many people do you want here?

Yes.

Know the workplace rules.jpg
If it’s Riker: Aww you’re sweet
If it’s Geordi: Hello HR?!

During the night we were visited by a group of Goblins delivering a message to our Warlock on behalf of Queen Titania of the Fey. Went to the Feywild to meet with her and learned all the classic rules, don’t give them your name, etc. Acquired (supposedly) the Book of Exalted Deeds in exchange for protecting our guides from a group of Worgs and Dire Worgs, though we are skeptical that it is what it seems to be, although Identify does seem to have confirmed it as authentic.