Snake oil salesmen drinking their own snake oil.

Oh. I think then the table would benefit from an additional row up top of subheading columns featuring step numbers (1, 2, 3, etc) to make that clearer.

Why is mix included twice?

From my understanding it’s not that they left the jungle, rather the jungle dried up around them over time.

We need more memes in papyrus font.

In America it’s considered rude not to have diarrhea after Taco Bell.

I read these magazines as a kid in the late 90s. I loved them. Every magazine exposed the manipulative psychological tactics that advertisers use on the public. It taught me basic skepticism at a young age.

How did they manage to keep these cats still long enough to get a good picture? I thought old cameras required you to be still for several seconds?

I was not aware there were any sequels at all.

I had that poster on my wall once.

There’s a car shop near me that still has one of these in use.

Clean your car before whatever is growing in it becomes sentient.

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I once threw away sink full of dirty dishes rather than hand wash them. They had been there for like two weeks and were really nasty. I think that was at the height of my depression.

I looked up sunscreen recommendations on Consumer Reports and virtually every sunscreen didn’t perform as well as advertised in CR’s lab tests. CR’s top rated sunscreens all happen to be marketed for kids/babies oddly enough.

I wonder how the American letter sized version reads.

Is that Nathan Fielder in the chat?

This is why you should not ejaculate in a school zone.

My favorite color is orange. Not sure what that says about me.

Does exit 99 use two upside-down sixes?

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