It’s to get excited every time you come home

Just like CGI, you only notice it when it’s bad

I remember one time we rushed to the movie theater to get in time. We were a bit late to the theater, but we knew there would be commercials, so that was ok.

What we didn’t know was that the commercials would go on for what felt like one hour. Just ridiculous. We could’ve grabbed a beer on the way and still not miss the movie.

Ivory Coast: doesn’t have a coast

He saved money and everyone clapped

Peak capitalism: pay overpriced movie tickets and still have to endure commercials

Failure: Everyone gets fired (while the CEO gets a big bonus)

Success: The CEO gets a big bonus (while everyone gets fired)

I’m disabled. I can’t watch anime without subtitles.

Sad news. RIP

I would rather have George Bush back than more Trump. Not that I think he was any good at all.

How can you be so sure other readers will understand floating point numbers? Better include the entire IEEE 754 standard just in case.

I had one. Still remember the startup jingle it had.

One of the games was Tetris, but with square blocks only. That was enough challenge for my four year old brain.

People probably would attach ornaments to the grown head nail.

Just the concept of abandoning your line and full on charge into a disorganized brawl with the enemy is a Hollywood myth.

Every accusation…

”Why do you want to do that?”

I can’t imagine Sisyphus happy

”If it works don’t fix it.”

Conservative politics means keep doing the same thing expecting nothing bad will happen. Preferably we should do whatever we did 100 years ago because that was obviously better.

They’re a B2B company first and foremost. What they’re selling is the Microsoft ecosystem to companies, like their Office suite. Companies don’t care if each individual products sucks - just that they integrate well with other products. In particular, companies want good integration with Active Directory (Microsoft’s permission management system). Companies love controlling who gets access to what.

Consumer operating systems is more of a side hustle for them.