Hmmm… I wonder if there would be an application for alexithymia, except the glasses would show the likely emotion that the person’s face is displaying. That would be useful and also ripe for comedy. “My meta glasses seem to indicate that you’re angry…” punch

Hey, you owe me thirty dollars for this post.

Heeey, the less we monitor it, the easier it gets to monitor it. That’s a win win!

What’s climate change?

It’s not for no reason, it’s always the same reason. The people in the deepest parts of the slime salute their peers because they can’t face the truth that if they don’t, then nobody will salute them when it’s their turn.

Activation energy is a terrible thing.

If you don’t know where to start, organise something.

Oh so just wrong then

The people who are in positions of power would love for the fiction that we are all rudderless to take hold.

Kinky

That’s a great Jackie Mason

IDGAF rein in your boy Yankee scum

We’ve tried nothing, and we’re all out of ideas

You’ve never tried a Goldschlager IV bag? Bru…

He superheated it with water, then used a metal device to break it down, then stuck it in a slow-heated combination of several other elements.

Wait, no sorry I’m thinking of taters, precious.

If anyone ever calls you anti Semitic for criticizing Zionists, just tell them you have nothing at all against Akkadians, Phoenicians, Arabs, Hebrews, and Ethiopians who don’t espouse genocidal ideologies.

Cave orgy

Oooh, sorry, can’t accept that spelling

no u

Christ that movie didn’t hold up

Yeah we know, but nobody cares, because this post is ridiculous

Don’t worry, every generation has had the edgelord who thinks their conception of the future is the dystopian one