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EfreetSK@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

Makes you think 🤔 🦵☕️

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Makes you think 🤔 🦵☕️

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EfreetSK@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • ekZepp@lemmy.world
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    I can’t honestly understand the issue.

    So i’ll just keep looking until i’ll figure it out.

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      Well, see, that makes you a mature human being.

      Now, for a moment, imagine that instead of that, you’re an insecure, Andrew Tate fan, misogynistic little manlet who’s never seen a tit in his life, finally getting called back to HER place, where SHE takes off her top, and her previously perfectly perky looking tits are now… sagging. You’re feeling confounded, gobsmacked, befuddled, straight up bamboozled! These aren’t like the tits you’ve seen in porn! In fact this female, having seen your worth, decided to beguile you, faking perfect tits when all she’s got are these saggy… bags…

      Now, see, a lot of men react like this when it turns out that the tits he envisioned aren’t like that at all. And it’s awful. It actually caused physical pain for me to type the above paragraph out, but it’s more important to show just how wrong some men think out there. Me? Personally, I subscribe to the ABAB mentality - All Boobs Are Beautiful. Some can be of outstanding beauty, yes, but I’m yet to see a pair of tits I wouldn’t enjoy.

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        I have tits. Can you milk me, Greg?

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        Little bold to call that sort “men”.

      • tomiant@piefed.socialBanned
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        This is the position ot the VAST majority of humans on the planet. The post implies that it’s not, and is kicking in open doors.

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          You really underestimate the number of incels, unfortunately.

          On the other hand, you have an impeccable taste in friends and acquaintances.

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        Real, be grateful that you’re getting a chance to see them in person, instead of complaining you should just enjoy them.

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      I don’t think there is an issue.

      If it was about a puppy seen from two different angles, I would still have an urge to stare and to hold it.

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    There are enough people who don’t know this it seems.

    I’m learning to (digitally) paint people and someone on Lemmy argued with me that the models breasts aren’t real because no breasts are like that.

    She just wasn’t wearing a bra.

    Once I posted the source image the person arguing deleted all their posts.

    They also weren’t using very respectful language towards the model and I called them on that at the same time.

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      Lol incel virgins telling others what real boob’s should look like

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        The closest thing to real breasts those kind of guys get are the busty anime statues they buy.

      • EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com
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        They feel like bags of sand

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    Mr. Incredible meme template, saying "boobs are boobs!"

  • TomMasz@lemmy.world
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    They’ve revealed Victoria’s secret.

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      Victoria’s secret is Epstein.

      • LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works
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        I (also) know Victoria’s secret, she was made up by a dude. Jax.

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      Cheap polyester?

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        And a really, really expensive marketing department.

  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world
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    Its hard to make boobs look bad, boobs are fucking awesome

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      South Park made them bad so even Chief sad that is looks terrible

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    Too many guys appreciating boobs are scaring away the women that this message is probably really intended for. It’s body acceptance and positivity for busty women

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      It’s whatever you make of it.

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        Yeah it’s on the internet now. It’s ours to do with as we see fit.

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          As we see tit?

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          I mean, I’m a booba enjoyer myself, I’m not trying to shame anyone. Just want to help everyone feel welcome, especially when the message is some support they need to hear

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            Yeah, maybe they just need more support

    • applebusch (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Don’t assume it’s just guys. Some of us women appreciate boobs.

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        Tbf tiddies are pretty awesome

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    I don’t get it. Boobs that look pushed up can also look normal?

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      I guess the point is many people are thinking boobs pushed up is how they look normal.

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        Yup. A lot of guys, especially teenage boys, would say that the left picture is normal, and the right picture is “saggy.” They’re the same people that look at a woman wearing plenty of makeup and say “You look great without makeup!” and when she’s not wearing makeup say “Woah, are you sick or something?”

        It’s such a common occurrence on the internet that I honestly think the people who are “confused” about the post are just pretending not to know about it to appear even more separated from the idea than simply disagreeing with it.

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          It’s such a common occurrence on the internet

          Let’s not project the blame on the internet. The problem is everywhere, the rampant misogyny is out of control within all dimensions. The system is designed to indoctrinate and churn out misoginy just like racism and ageism is.

          I do appreciate that you are refering to “most” guys rather than being age specific; also the rampant rise in mysoginy isn’t their fault. It is helpful to look at the big picture, to realise that men and women of all ages are forcefully fed propaganda used to further divide us all.

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            It gets creepier than that. The correlation of that and Epstein influencing societies is something that really need to be studied thoroughly and undone if it’s even possible. A pedophile groomed the whole world.

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          The thing I am confused about is what does grok and Italian translation have to do with anything?

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      Yeah I don’t get it either.

      Is it saying pushed up boobs dont just happen?

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        It is a shitpost so I guess mission accomplished 😆

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    It’s pretty rare for natural breasts, even on a 20 year old, to look like inflated spherical balloons.

    The round breast… yeah that’s all bras and padding. Or implants.

    Clothing has been used to press the breast into unnatural shapes for so long, people seem to think that’s what they actually are supposed to look like.

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      or smaller, smaller retains more of the round shape

      exceptions confirm the rule yaddayadda also obligatory boob is boob

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      And now booties. I’m seeing grannies walking around with some dubiously springy cake.

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    We don’t care, we still wanna see 'em.

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      I am with you, but I think too many weirdos actually care. At least when it comes to body shaming on the Internet, they do.

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    All I can say is

    guys really aren’t that fussy

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    Either way, I’m just happy to be here.

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    Boobs that look like this…

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      Can also look like this:

      (Yeah, I saved 'em, too, wanna fight about it!?)

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    boobs

    fuck yeah

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Lift and compress? 🖐️🙂‍↔️

    Droop and separate? ☝️🙂‍↕️

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      Nice use of emojis there.

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