It’s weird that that alien has a hole in his neck in that one panel

That’s one hell of an edit you did there

Is that a cashmere poncho?

Not far behind you. It’s all just been wasted fucking around, for me.

Youth is wasted on the young.

I think it’s 55

Edit: my info was based off of discounts so I was half right

Age 55 is generally not considered an official senior citizen by the government, though it marks the start of early senior status for housing, marketing, and select discounts.

Blech! Ew! Geez. I’ll take The Homer

Don’t want to inconvenience anyone

Those poor whales -trump

TIME!

Or Mexico

Best fed to the rules and hit the ground running

So that’s why Christians want to take our foreskins so badly!

You know that scene in Forrest Gump where Forrest sees Lieutenant Dan on the shore and is so distracted by him that he jumps off and swims to shore, allowing the boat to crash into the dock?

Yeah, that’s Google News now. In this metaphor, Forrest is Google and Lieutenant Dan is AI.

The title made me think it was the sole surviving news source… like Forrest’s boat after the storm - being the sole survivor raking in all the shrimp.

But now you can rent a car in the United States! Unfortunately you have to be in the United States to do it

There’s not a pothole in the world that could make those logs fall off the back. They would fall to the sides if the bars somehow snapped off

The face that it is anything but a sure thing is fucking stupid

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6d8ac3b5-26e9-478a-9f19-3df2077d8cd5.png

Is be CEO of the world

Idk why but it isn’t translating on my phone so I’m commenting to look on my PC later

Footage posted by Scott Margerison includes him swearing at a stranger, making sexualised comments about young women and an interaction with a Sikh shopkeeper where he talks about a plan to “breed out the white race”.

Weird, it’s exactly who you’d think was wearing these glasses

Paywall