“Not that I care about… football either,”

In the NFL sub?

Turns out, the real treasure is the global catastrophe we made along the way.

And by “we” I mean the ghouls running the world.

Non-contact, back of ankle. That’s bad. Hopefully not achilles.

I hate to admit it, but at this point I think I have to. I thrive in a high-stress, high-energy work environment. I’ve worked a few low-impact jobs and I just turn into a lazy schlub. Hell, a couple times I’ve noticed that I’m letting myself get stressed out just so I can actually accomplish stuff.

Which is weird, because outside of work I’m just a happy, lazy dude. Code switching is a hell of a drug, I guess.

Yeah, picks are waaay cheaper than strings. And you can hot swap them in the middle of a show.

Also, punk bassists shouldn’t pick. Unless you’re Matt Freeman. Then you can do whatever the fuck you want.

Interesting. Pure YPA is almost entirely contemporary or recent players. The other two are more of a mix. I’m a little too tipsy to speculate on why.

Good selection, but their algorithm wasn’t great. Ex. I would be listening to a metal song, and it would pull up Rolling Stones next. Yes those are both things I enjoy listening to, but if I’m blasting Korpiklaani, I’m probably not in the mood for Beast of Burden.

Not too much of an issue, since I usually listen to albums, but still annoying. I’ve had much better luck with Tidal’s algorithm.

Democrats don’t do shit. Republicans do evil shit. Take your pick.

Was he driving past that substation?

So 2-qb sets?

Wow. You suck.

Another share sale? I hate the Packers, but I might buy a share as a joke.

Freddy Mercury wasn’t gay. He just ran out of women to fuck.

For a while, Gmail was giving me targeted ads for suicide cleanup services. Something about my activity screamed : this dude’s about to off himself, but wants to be courteous about it."

Gas stoves are also linked to slightly higher cancer rates. But dammit, gas stoves rule. I spent so long cooking with nonstick pans on electric stoves. Now I’ve got cast iron on a gas range and everything is better and easier.

Hooray, another article forcing me to pit my love of football against my hatred of billionaires/cutthroat capitalism! Cognitive dissonance FTW!

Good for him. Was a decent rotational piece for the Hawks, but never quite lived up to his draft position. Glad he’s seemed to find a place where he clicks.

Nah, they chopped that one down 96 years ago.

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I’ve been a vague fan of Mannion ever since his Oregon State days (even though they were a division rival). Program has been mostly irrelevant before and after his tenure, but he dragged them into the national conversation a couple times. Never thought he’d be an elite nfl qb, but thought he should’ve gotten more of a chance than he did.

That might make him a good coach, though. God knows the best players can make terrible coaches.