I'd have a blast in China cause all I do is smoke cigs and drink beer.

Just curious what everyone else thinks I should do.

Shut the fuck up.

Insularity is not the same as insulated. Living in PR which is a satellite of empire this is clear. All our goods come from the US merchant ships. If they decided to blockade us during an uprising, it wouldn't take long for us to fall. They got us by the balls. Underdeveloped by design and at their mercy. I imagine Hawai'i and Guam are under similar circumstances.

But anyway, what you say is true, I just wanted to explain how I understood it as an islander. The West fancies itself immune, when in truth, they're at our mercy. They depend more on the Global South than we do on them. They just have control of the tokens necessary to play in their Time-Out. Which means we just gotta build our own.

This is another entry on my:''Stop selling shit to the West'' TED Talk, thanks for joining.

Ironically if China decides to change their minds and ACTUALLY invade Taiwan, then these people will be convinced they were right all along. If they keep regurgitating this for the next fifty years and China ends up actually invading Taiwan, they’ll take it as evidence they were always right; never mind that in all this time WE’VE invaded countries around the world and ruined the lives of tens of millions.

This is to me, another case of

We can't forget that projection is a coping mechanism. However, when we look at the way the West has waged war both in the past and today, despite there being ''rules of warfare'', it becomes clear that the ones holding back are the Global South. If we resist in any way, or if we're Russia defending ourselves, their media demonizes us and makes up atrocity propaganda, like with our Iranian family. It's a classic ''rules for thee but not for me''. So who's fighting with their hands tied now?

This is armchairing, perhaps, and that's fair if you understand it that way. I've just been thinking about this for a while and wanted to throw it out there.

Yeah, his mom was one of the OG ''Tankies''.

On the one hand we have looksmaxxers/incels/Mar-A-Lago Faces/''models'' (those instagram profiles where it's just some Miami style chick with a buncha filters who all look the same)/empty suits (rizzless politicians/CEO's/techbros), Oakley bozos talking to themselves in cars/meemaws with super filtered pfp's and Jesusmaxxing/literal dweebs who didn't get bullied or lockered up enough (thinking of Assmangold, Ben Shapiro, Destiny, and their ilk)/Gamers/cops/boots/feds/Nazis aka ''Master Race'', ''White Power'' assclowns who look like Ghoulies or Holden Bloodfeast and friends)/isn'treallies who cover the gamut of aforementioned exemplars, etc. I'm sure I missed a few.

On the other hand everyone else is beautiful by virtue of not being any of the above. So, we win.

Air Forced

RIP my dastardly plans to fund the vanguard.

What is up with the Br*'ish lately? I've heard of beavers being genocided by Angloids, yesterday I heard about marmots or what have you hunting rats inside, of all places, a children's prison, and now babies are allowed to have bank accounts? What the fuck is happening up there?

That's called fartlowing.

v. the act of complaining about the most banal things around you in order to portray yourself as a victim and acting tiiiired of how much oppression and antisemitism you face everyday.

Ubyesoft

I'm gonna change their name to ''Jagpan'' for all the jagging off they do.

Folks, I spoke with the algae, very handsome algae, and we agreed to a ceasefire. Everyone knows I make the best deals, I told them, you take these $300b and agree to leave my pool. The algae packed their things and left. I saw them out, out like the losers they are. I said, you move now, I give you $300b, bing bing bong and you're gone, and can you believe it? the algae pulled out their suitcases and we had a deal.

LBC understands that a second guest, staying in a separate room, also received the same message

''Sir, a second isn'treally received the message.''

Nasa had directed five of the seven astronauts to shelter inside the docked SpaceX Crew Dragon "Freedom" spacecraft while two Russian cosmonauts attempted an urgent repair.

At this point Russia should just join China's Tiangong and let the westoids choke to death in space. They call for their wholesome astronauterinos to shelter, while leaving the barbaric cosmonauts do the repairs, and of course, they had to take shelter in a cringy named, privately contracted (because state owned space agencies are le bad) spacecraft that's supposed to pwn the russkies.

In a just world this would be a picture taken moments before rockets took 'em down.

I guess you're wondering how you got here, being airdropped into a thread about one thing, sometimes sighting the legendary pigpoopballs, a buncha emojis your instance doesn't have because it's uncool, Milei having a struggle session with Gallup Poll over whether his dogs were shitting him when they told him he had an 84% approval rating, mentions of legendary battles like the one at Stacked Rock, or the guerrilla war at Outdoor Cats, a family establishment, and a conversation about scarring testes.

You found yourself in a Hexbear post, it's gonna be fine.